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bestonnet_00
Skeptic Friend
Australia
358 Posts |
 Posted - 06/16/2001 : 03:14:14 [Permalink]
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Wouldn't reading books written by evilutions cause the wackies to try to kill you?
Being burnt at the stake is not exactly fun.
Might be a better idea to just plant some explosives, take a life boat and get out off there before it blows.
That of course assumes your insane enough to go on one of those cruises.
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Piltdown
Skeptic Friend
USA
312 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 05:08:32 [Permalink]
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By the way, Monsieur Rat, execretory functions are not allowed in heaven, so you don't have to worry about having a gold-plated toliet.
Haven't you heard? Creation-wackies are so pure and enlightened they never take a s***, which is probably why they're so full of it. (Ok, a verrrrry old joke, but it still works)
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bestonnet_00
Skeptic Friend
Australia
358 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 08:59:54 [Permalink]
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ROTFL.
Of course the creationalists are full of shit, that was proven by Charles Darwin.
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 16:50:38 [Permalink]
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I would have thought that the toilets in heaven would:
1: be warm
2: have the seats up or down automatically depending on who's coming in to use it.
Up, up and away!!! |
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 17:22:07 [Permalink]
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I always thought that the classic angel would have basic avian behaviour in this regard.
Just like my lovely, sweet parrot.
Everything's just a target to him.
Bozola
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 17:28:02 [Permalink]
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Sitting on the heavenly "throne",.....
Hmmmm, - brings new meaning to (drum-rollllll...)
...Opening the "Pearly Gates"!
Ok, ok,....sorry joke! 
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