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DVF
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Posted - 08/03/2002 :  18:07:14  Show Profile Send DVF a Private Message
I kept looking for the punchline, but it never appeared.

I have a malicious urge to grab my darwin fish and an Damed Atheist T-Shirt and go for a visit.

http://www.theholylandexperience.com

"Know what, if you were in a building, and it was on fire, I'd rescue you."
- My Son 3/5/2002

Edited by - dvf on 08/03/2002 18:07:34

PhDreamer
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Posted - 08/03/2002 :  18:48:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit PhDreamer's Homepage Send PhDreamer a Private Message
Is this more Jews for Jebus excrement? The email address is info@zionshope.com


Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.
-D. Hume
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Slater
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Posted - 08/04/2002 :  15:39:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Slater a Private Message
Garrison Kellor once wrote a funny Lake Wobegone piece about the difference between Lutherians and Catholics in which he bemoans the fact that the RC's have better taste. "The have the Cisten Chapel ceiling and we have 'the praying hands' "
But this theme park has to be down there with the Jesus loves me tee shirts.
Have they no concept of what is sacred and what profane?
I'm an Atheist and this amusement park even embarrasses me.

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My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonize with my aspirations. ---Thomas Henry Huxley, 1860
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DVF
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Posted - 08/04/2002 :  16:38:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send DVF a Private Message
The worst part is the ride don'took like much fun.

Where's the John the Baptist Flume Ride? The Holy Grail Teacups? The Tunnel of Love for the Purpose of Procreation Within the Bounds of Marriage with the Lights Off? The sermon on Space Mountain?

"Know what, if you were in a building, and it was on fire, I'd rescue you."
- My Son 3/5/2002
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Slater
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Posted - 08/05/2002 :  09:05:04   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Slater a Private Message
quote:

Where's the John the Baptist Flume Ride?



I can just picture it. Instead of a sign that says "no one under this height may ride" they would have one saying "no one over this height..."with an arrow at neck level.

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My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonize with my aspirations. ---Thomas Henry Huxley, 1860
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Boron10
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Posted - 08/05/2002 :  12:40:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message
quote:
...with an arrow at neck level.
Don't forget the Silver Platters at the gift shop, eh?

-me.
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