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De_Bunk
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Posted - 11/28/2002 :  14:35:15  Show Profile Send De_Bunk a Private Message
It was a regular Sunday afternoon..and i was cheerfully drunk to the max...still rather sore from passing out near a "Red" anthill...and was happily getting my revenge by pouring gas on the anthills and setting them on fire...

A knock at the door...I ignored it...

Gas...Matches...Whoosh...5ft flames..etc..

Another knock....I answered...It was the "Church of Latter day Saints"...

Deep joy...

After some deep meaningful debate..where we discussed the full meaning of the proverb "F**K OFF"...and "I can't hold the dog back much longer.."

They left...

Back to the yard..Gasoline...Matches..Whoosh...

5 minutes later..and minor facial burns...another knock...Jehovahs Witnesses...

I was just about to discuss the same proverb with them...when i saw that the "Church of Latter Day" kooks..were just a couple of houses down the block...

I called out to the Mormons... "Hey...These two Jehovahs Witnesses are saying that Mormons practice incest and have weird ass touching rituals...they are telling everyone on the block.." ( Or something to that effect..)

Then closed the door...and went back to teach the ants a lesson for making that bloody stupid cartoon film...

Well...i can't exactly walk upto "Sly Stallone" with a magnifying glass...can i..!!

De_Bunk

(True story...believe it or not..)
De_Bunk..."Scourge of the Believer....(Ex-JREF Kid)
Edited by - De_Bunk on 11/28/2002 14:36:07
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