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Wurrwakh the Ass Monkey
New Member
USA
18 Posts |
 Posted - 12/16/2002 : 01:03:06
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--Wurrwakh, A.M. |
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the_ignored
SFN Addict
2562 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 01:32:57 [Permalink]
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25 years old and dying? I'm older than that, thanks a lot for making me feel better, you bastard!
As for censoring names, if you'd read some of the threads in here, I think you'd find that calling yourself ass-monkey is tame. Although I prefer the name that someone on the internet infidels discussion board has : "Bible Humper".
Hah! Anyway, welcome. |
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
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Wurrwakh the Ass Monkey
New Member
USA
18 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 02:26:54 [Permalink]
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Dying! My long bones have sealed, wrinkles are forming, hairline is receding! My body is producing less and less growth hormone by the day! It sucks!
Told you I was feeling peevish. At any rate, thanks for the welcome. :) |
--Wurrwakh, A.M. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 04:16:51 [Permalink]
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Dying! My long bones have sealed, wrinkles are forming, hairline is receding! My body is producing less and less growth hormone by the day! It sucks!
HAH!! Just you wait 'till you have more beard than hair, them bones get brittle, their joints are full of Auther Ritis, your grandbrats call you, "Pops," and the neighbors refer to you as, "That rotten, ol' bastard!"
Until then, Welcome to SFN, and quit yer bitchin'.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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PhDreamer
SFN Regular
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 11:13:57 [Permalink]
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Welcome. I have no problems with your name as long as we can call you Mr. Ass Monkey. Pay no attention to the fossil, I mean, filthy.  Just don't ask him about being a grandparent.
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I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery.
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:01:39 [Permalink]
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"Terry tells me there's a Jesus museum here, so I'm currently looking for..."
Welp, I was wrong. It's not actually Louisville. But it is pretty close!
Check this stuff out from answersingenesis.org.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/default.asp
Simply brilliant.... |
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:22:45 [Permalink]
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| You don't need to change your name, but that face! Man!! What a dog! |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 12:42:12 [Permalink]
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MAN O MAN......
If anyone has a chance, you really should check out the streaming video that they supply.. It's well worth the download time if your interested in a laugh.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/docs/011112museum.asp
My favorite parts were when they spoke of the true purpose of the museum which is to challenge guests to "think biblically."
They even have something called "biblical glasses" which I guess you need to see the "truth" they speak of numerous times. (At first I thought this was something they were going to be handing out at the door, but I can't find any pictures of them except the ones from the video.) Oh and btw, the reseaon we can't see what they are talking about is because we obviously wear "evolution glasses." I was wondering why I couldn't make out what the heck they were talking about. (Sorry Filthy, I guess your SOL bud)
Also, another good quote comes near the end where the narrator says:
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You know, people often ask me, "How do you explain dinosaurs with the bible?" Well my answer is, you don't.
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But when you take the bible as real history and you build your thinking on that, you can explain dinosaurs.
...and leprechaun fairies
...and unicorns
Gosh the list is endless!! Thank you answersingenesis.org!! |
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Legallee Insane
Skeptic Friend
Canada
126 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 18:18:13 [Permalink]
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I just watched that streaming video.
After I finished laughing at this guys ugly ass beard and started listening to what he was saying, it all suddenly made perfect sense. I can't see god because I don't have bible glasses.
My favourite part was when he was talking about the dinosaurs:
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You know, people often ask me, "How do you explain dinosaurs with the bible?" Well my answer is, you don't.
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But when you take the bible as real history and you build your thinking on that, you can explain dinosaurs.
Of course, with bible glasses on I would no doubt see that all those fossils are either an ellaborate hoax set up by evolutionist thinkers or were planted there by god in his "mysterious ways."
The one part the really got me was at the beginning of the video where he claims that every museum you go to preaches evolution and the fact that there is no god and that the bible can't be trusted. I don't know about anyone else, but I have never been to a museum that stated, "Don't read the bible it isn't reliable, and oh by the way, there is no god."
I figured that one out by my own observations, I didn't need a museum to tell me. |
--"Only the fool says in his heart: There is no god -- The wise says it to the world"
--"I darn you to HECK!" - Catbert
--"Don't worry, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing near you." |
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