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Legallee Insane
Skeptic Friend
Canada
126 Posts |
 Posted - 01/14/2003 : 12:53:18
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datejesus.com
This is the funniest thing ever. This guy created a personal ad based on the fact that he thinks he looks like Jesus. He offers the chance for young women to bathe with Jesus. He even endorses books, cd's and Northern Virginia Restaurants.
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Please note: This is a legitimate ad. I am highly spiritual, though not religious, and have often been called Jesus because of my appearance and powerful spirituality that I attempt to share with others.
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Jesus.com was converted to its current format in May 2000. I am the sole creator of everything you see on the site and believe I have created the most extravagant personal ad in the history of civilization.
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Young women interested in bathing with Jesus can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend, but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water. There are no strings attached except that a picture of us, suitable for family viewing, will be taken and placed on this web site as a lasting tribute to our determined efforts at cleanliness.
But don't take my word for it.... look at the site for youself (for a good chuckle).
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 10:01:16 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Legallee Insane
datejesus.com
This is the funniest thing ever. This guy created a personal ad based on the fact that he thinks he looks like Jesus.
Wonder why he moves from www.jesus.com.
His use of that domain name really annoyed the fundies.
If you like hate mail, check his mailbag!
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"Any religion that makes a form of torture into an icon that they worship seems to me a pretty sick sort of religion quite honestly"
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jmcginn
Skeptic Friend
343 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 10:41:05 [Permalink]
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| After looking through his mailbag, I don't know if I should be sad, scared, or laughing my arse off. |
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Kilted_Warrior
Skeptic Friend
Canada
118 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 15:22:54 [Permalink]
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from the mailbag:
"I will nail your heart out and nail it to my wall"
These are the christian values we hear about so often? |
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welshdean
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
172 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 16:53:53 [Permalink]
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I wonder if he would consider running for president!
His site is sooooo funny, I dare someone, no DOUBLE dare someone to put the link on the Rapture Ready site. I'd do it but I'm banned!!
Apparantly my views don't fit! |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2003 : 17:22:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by welshdean
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Apparantly my views don't fit!
Ah, trying to fit the old rational peg in the irrational hole type deal. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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gezzam
SFN Regular
Australia
751 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2003 : 06:59:40 [Permalink]
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I awlso notis that those Cristians seem too haf trubble spalling two.....
Must be so enraged with hatred that they forget to use a spell checker. Or maybe they think god will do it for them.. |
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 02:40:57 [Permalink]
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As their mails are obviously inspired by God, they cant use them.
Spell checkers are the tools of the Devil.
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"Any religion that makes a form of torture into an icon that they worship seems to me a pretty sick sort of religion quite honestly"
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MissNonconformist
New Member
11 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2003 : 22:30:34 [Permalink]
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I simply cannot beleive THIS
About 2 or 3 years ago THIS SAME GUY had a website/business called "Bathe with Jesus" ..and yes..it had photos and everything, he and several women (not at the same time of course..that would be blasphemy)..in a large bath with candles surrounding. I actually contacted him to tell him what a jerk off he was, haha. No reply, i was shocked. I checked the site and I see hes no longer offering the bathing only option..hes looking to settle down i guess ;) |
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Physiofly
Skeptic Friend
USA
90 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2003 : 11:13:13 [Permalink]
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if i could find you, i'd kill you myself in the name of the TRUE Jesus Christ.
WWJD? |
"Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a
deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions." - Niccolo Machiavelli
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2003 : 16:59:00 [Permalink]
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"Anyone who says God is on their side is dangerous as hell."
This is from a lapel button, and it hits the "nail" on the head! |
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