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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 02/12/2003 : 05:54:06
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Ah, the Onion. Think I'll make it my homepage with all the dismal news going on these days.....
http://www.theonion.com/onion3905/ashcroft_orders_staff.html
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On Jan. 18, during the last full moon, Ashcroft unexpectedly disappeared from an NRA fundraising dinner he was attending. The next morning, a nude man matching Ashcroft's description was reported running through the streets of downtown Washington.
D.C. police are also investigating a series of animal mutilations that
occurred that same evening at the Smithsonian National Zoo's Deer Park. No suspects have been identified in the case.
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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