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Espritch
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 02/16/2003 : 21:18:02 [Permalink]
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Stardate ????. We've reached an unexplored region of space known as cancellation.
Kirk: Bones! What's my next line?
McCoy: Dammit Jim! I'm a B grade actor, not a script writer!
Spock: This plot is not logical, Captain.
Scotty: We're giving 'er all we've got, Captain, but she's just not hold'n together!
Kirk: Ahura, contact the script writers!
Ahura: I already tried Captain. I keep getting a busy signal.
Kirk: O.K. We're just going to have to wing it.
Scotty: Aye Captain, I'm on it.
Kirk: Mr Sulu! Fire photon torpedoes!
Sulu: At what, Captain?
Kirk: Work with me people. When in doubt we always fire the photon torpedoes. Now launch those puppies!
Sulu: Aye Captain. Photon torpedoes lauched.
Spock: Fascinating. The photon torpedoes are wandering around trying to aquire a target lock. It now appears that they have locked onto the Enterprise. Impact in 10 seconds.
Sulu: Shall I count down time to impact, Captain?
Kirk: Scotty, take us to warp!
Sulu: 7 Seconds to impact.
Scotty: Opps.
Kirk: Opps? What do you mean opps?
Scotty: We can'na go ta warp. We've got an anti matter containment breech.
Kirk: Since when?
Sulu: 5 seconds to impact.
Scotty: Since I turned off the anti matter containment field.
Kirk: Why the hell did you do that?
Scotty: I was winging it, Captain. Seemed like a good plot device at the time.
Sulu: 3 seconds to impact.
Kirk: Sulu, shut the hell up! Shields up!
Spock: Captain, I should point out that the shields are powered by the anti matter core which is off line due to the containment breech. We are, as you humans would say, royally screwed.
Photon Torpedoes: KABOOM!
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