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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
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 Posted - 03/06/2003 : 20:12:30
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This showed up in my SFN mail box today...
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Dear Pastor and Members of the Church:
Hi, my name is Barbara Farris, I'm the inventor of the Ten Commandment Clock. My clock recites a different commandment each hour. I have been in the newspapers The Tampa Tribune, Daily News and on the local news Channel 5 out of Mobil for my clock. We are not going to offer this clock to retailers at this time. It is for the purpose of the Churches and Bible bookstores. order. To hear this clock play go to www.intimewithgod.com
Thank you,
Barbara Farris
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2003 : 21:16:12 [Permalink]
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Reminds me of An Englishman in New York:quote:
Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock
Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch
of a crucifix clock
Two miniature romans, running on rails
Appear every hour and bang in the nails
I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first
on our block
Very funny that the email came to you. I've had some odd email come to my site, like from a person who wanted to help me sell my Pyramid Hats. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
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