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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
 Posted - 06/02/2003 : 23:07:13
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1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.
2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.
3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "
I would get clawed to hamburger if I tried to use these products 
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"The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole." -P.Z.Myers |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
 Posted - 06/03/2003 : 02:25:44 [Permalink]
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| We have two cats, two dogs, two ferrets and a damned lizard, and not a one of those critters would last five seconds with that crap, unless I spiked it with catnip, then the cats would shred it. My question is why...What possible motivation would there be for making your cat look ridiculous? |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2003 : 04:12:11 [Permalink]
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| Yes, and in gratitude for posting this, be flooded.... |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2003 : 07:11:50 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by ktesibios
1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.
2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.
3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "
I would get clawed to hamburger if I tried to use these products
Take a look at the expressions on the cat's face. It's such a perfect stunned/mayhem mix. I would say to the website
1) You never, ever need to dress a cat.
2) Putting a cat in clothing, even breifly, is like nailing jello to a tree. Seems like a good idea at the time, but just doesn't work.
3) The language of gratitude to a cat in these circumstances tends to be "Please don't kill me for this."
4) "Photo your cat lovelily with much trouble" is the understatement of the year.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2003 : 09:03:20 [Permalink]
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| Even the cats look Japanese. This is great - "I am the feeling which became a daughter." |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2003 : 20:30:14 [Permalink]
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Hoo-boy! I'd hate to have to try this on my evil cat. I currently live with 10, venomous snakes (down from 16 last year), and I'd be safer trying it on one of them.
Hate that cat. Cat hates me. We have a very close relationship.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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