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Vegeta
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/26/2003 :  06:29:22  Show Profile Send Vegeta a Private Message
I think its by far the best cult/sect, what's your favourate?
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?

"I was asked if I would do a similar sketch but focusing on the shortcomings of Islam rather than Christianity. I said, 'No, no I wouldn't. I may be an atheist but I'm not stupid.'" - Steward Lee

ktesibios
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USA
505 Posts
Posted - 06/26/2003 :  11:54:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ktesibios a Private Message
Church of the SubGenius.

Consider a few of the ways that SubG is superior to COS:

1. Waaaay cheaper. Only 30 bucks!

2. "Eternal Salvation or triple your money back!"

3. An annual end-of-the-world party.

4. Said party includes considerable totally gratuitous nudity.

5. More entertaining lies and artwork, often involving totally gratuitous nudity.

6. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs won Time Magazine's "greatest fraud of the 20th Century" poll. L. Ron wasn't even in the running

7. Dobbsheads scare my boss.
"The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole." -P.Z.Myers
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filthy
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USA
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Posted - 06/26/2003 :  13:23:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Call me old-fashioned, but I'll go with the traditional:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church and pastor of the Church of the Dessicated Cockroach (services held each Fri. and Sat. night at the biker bar. Anyone willing to buy a round is welcome).
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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