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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/08/2003 : 14:10:35
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....... that you can't tell the fundies from the parodies without a score card.
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html
Here's a trip through one or the other of them; a site that gave me a chuckle or two. I've put it in humor 'cause seems to fit best here. I'd do the same for Pat Robertson, if he wasn't such an unfunny dork.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 08/08/2003 : 19:10:58 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
....... that you can't tell the fundies from the parodies without a score card.
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html
Here's a trip through one or the other of them; a site that gave me a chuckle or two. I've put it in humor 'cause seems to fit best here. I'd do the same for Pat Robertson, if he wasn't such an unfunny dork.
They have a link to Landover, which I clicked.
Did you see this article? I literally couldn't stop laughing.
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What therefore God hath joined together, let no man put asunder. Matthew 19:6
"For many years, people assumed that Matthew was referring to the so-called sanctity of marriage," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "But since the Lord saw fit to populate the ranks of Landover Baptist's Platinum-Level Tithers with Godly men on their second and third marriages, we knew this must not be the case. Then these unsaved twins come along and lift the scales from our eyes! I can tell you for a fact that there are a whole lot of Republican Americans out there who are very happy to find out Matthew was talking about those side show type twins all along, my friends."
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