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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 09/09/2003 : 07:39:26
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All of you liberal, atheistic, com-symp, freedom-whining, pinko-fags better listen up! The glorious state of Alabama is even now showing us The Way.
That's right! You treasonous, unbelieving scum are gonna get it in spades as soon as Jesus is reborn in Montgomery, by cracky! So you'd better get down on your scabby knees and pray louder than a foghorn, before He and the righteous Judge Moore start rounding you all up for a great, big, old-fashioned stake barbeque.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/alabama.html
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Renae
SFN Regular
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 Posted - 09/09/2003 : 17:47:29 [Permalink]
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*Renae laughs and snorts granola out her nose, whereupon it falls on her Birkenstocks*
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2003 : 18:57:27 [Permalink]
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Now that was a Kodak moment!
On another note, just how many chins does this goober have?! Ha!
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2003 : 06:17:40 [Permalink]
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What a great site - it's a riot. Check out the links to the books and articles.
I think someone has way too much time on their hands.
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If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2003 : 08:20:24 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur
What a great site - it's a riot. Check out the links to the books and articles.
I think someone has way too much time on their hands.
Are you a Landover newbi, bro?
It's updated at the beginning of each month, and I await my Baptist fix like any junkie, getting more strung out with each, passing day, until at last, the update mellows me out.
Reccommend Surfin' the net with Jesus, and any sermon with Pastor Deacon Fred. 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2003 : 09:39:08 [Permalink]
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I am indeed a newbi and I'm going to get fired if I don't stop surfing that site and laughing out loud!
I love the forum - some people are almost pleading, "This is a joke....isn't it!?!"
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If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 09/10/2003 : 17:28:23 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur
I am indeed a newbi and I'm going to get fired if I don't stop surfing that site and laughing out loud!
I love the forum - some people are almost pleading, "This is a joke....isn't it!?!"
We have a page in Sweden too, very similar to this one. Both at first and second glance it appears to be for real, and I too fell for it. 
One of the give-aways was the article about music that had hidden satanic messages recorded backwards. "Classic" tracks like "Stairway to heaven", tracks from Pink Floyd, ELO and others that I had seen before. Then amongst them a Swedish musical icon: Ring Ring by ABBA. When I read that I realized I've been had. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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gezzam
SFN Regular
Australia
751 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2003 : 17:28:43 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur
I am indeed a newbi and I'm going to get fired if I don't stop surfing that site and laughing out loud!
I love the forum - some people are almost pleading, "This is a joke....isn't it!?!"
For more great parody, albeit of a political nature, go to www.whitehouse.org |
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2003 : 20:09:21 [Permalink]
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Funny site, that whitehouse.org. Always keep forgetting to look it up. Check out on the left side, the Department of Faith link. What a riot!
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 07:15:27 [Permalink]
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I've been following whitehouse.org for almost as long as I've been a Landover fan. It's my understanding that, while the two are not affiliated, they still sort of work hand in glove.
Whitehouse updates a lot more often than Landover. Another neat site.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Arcanix_X
New Member
USA
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Posted - 10/13/2003 : 13:41:15 [Permalink]
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| Great site... tha laughs i got out of it sure cleared the sinuses... shhh did you hear that??? i think it was the begining of the apocalypse! No, no, it was just a giant anvil (with "stupid" painted over it) falling over Alabama :). |
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