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White Ice
New Member
5 Posts |
 Posted - 09/24/2003 : 20:59:45
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Q: How many Quantum Physicists are necessary for changing a lamp?
A: They don't get! They can not locate it!
Q: How many Theoretical Physicists are necessary for changing a lamp?
A: It doesn't import how many, each one of them will spend hours trying to prove mathematically that his way of changing the lamp is better than the others, and meanwhile, an Experimental Physicist changed the lamp and the Theoretical Physicists nor noticed.
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According to the Principle of the Uncertainty of Heisenberg, if you know the speed that you are driving, then you are lost...
Written somewhere: Heisenberg maybe was here.
It is sought alive or dead: Cat of Schröedinger.
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My messages maybe are incomprehensible, because my knowledge regarding the English language is still precarious... |
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
 Posted - 10/05/2003 : 21:47:51 [Permalink]
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Q. How did Rene Descartes meet his ultimate demise?
A. He was on a flight to a philosophers' convention. The stewardess asked him, "M. Descartes, will you have something from the bar?"
He replied, "I think not," and dematerialized. |
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
-Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899) |
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