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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 10/02/2003 : 16:53:29
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I am a fairly regular visitor to, ‘No Answers in Genesis', John Stear's fascinating website. One of his pages is: Creationism Is Not An Alternative To Evolution. Ignorance Is. This is an ongoing page of communications to the site from some of the more rabid creationists. At long last, I thought I'd share it with y'all. The latest updates are too good to keep to myself.
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i HAVE TALKED TO GOD AND HE HAS TOOLS ME MY CALLING IT IS TO SHOW YOU THE TRUTH SO I SAY NOW COME INTO THE LIGHT THERE IS A NASWER AND THE ANSWE IS GOD. WHO WANTS TO BELIVE THE WORLD IS 5 MILLION YEARS OLD NEWAY
IF THINGS EVOLVED WHERE ARE THE HALF MONKEY HALF PEOPLE? i DONT SEE ANY BIBLE BELIVER
http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/cre_is_not_the_alt_to_evo.htm
Ya can't make this stuff up. Trust me, I know. I've tried.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
 Posted - 10/02/2003 : 17:37:12 [Permalink]
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Thanks, Filthy. I needed some yucks.
About not being able to make this stuff up- I wonder if it would be possible to program a cretinist hate mail generator.
It wouldn't need much vocabulary or detailed grammatical rules.  |
"The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole." -P.Z.Myers |
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Renae
SFN Regular
543 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 17:53:54 [Permalink]
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It warms the cockles of my heart (and just what ARE cockles, anyway?) to see the blessed Christian luuuuuv pouring out here:
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... read something interesting , you're not even a scientist , just a wacko recruiting morons and raising money for your commie cause. I personally think you and your group are as dangerous to America as the taliban . in fact I think the aclu is America's taliban . I personally hope the fbi investigates your group and finds you' all are tied in with those terrorists , so I can have a real good laugh . by the way , if vegetarians eat veggies , what do you humanists eat , each other
Nothing like a dose of fundamentalist Christian ignorance to chip away at my faith in humanity. Stupid, I can handle. Ignorance, OTOH, makes me crazy.
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
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jmcginn
Skeptic Friend
343 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2003 : 07:38:19 [Permalink]
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| I think we should submit that quote from Truth about Bigfoot, that needs to be added ;> |
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Paladin
Skeptic Friend
USA
100 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2003 : 16:11:20 [Permalink]
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| Where are all the half monkey half people? I believe they're writing for network television. How else do you account for crap like "Fear Factor?" |
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
238 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 13:58:09 [Permalink]
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LMFAO
CRAM IT IN THE TREE!!!!!!!
what the FUCK does that mean? |
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
"I was asked if I would do a similar sketch but focusing on the shortcomings of Islam rather than Christianity. I said, 'No, no I wouldn't. I may be an atheist but I'm not stupid.'" - Steward Lee |
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tw101356
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 17:25:23 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Vegeta
LMFAO
CRAM IT IN THE TREE!!!!!!!
what the FUCK does that mean?
I'm guessing it means something like 'family tree'. I posit an earlier rant wherein he accuses scientists of creating a 'tree' showing the evolution of man by taking fossil data and 'cramming it in the tree'.
It could equally well be a response to the shrubbery demands of the Knights Who Say Ni.
As a Red Sox fan, I can all too easily identify with irrational hopes and beliefs.
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 05:00:26 [Permalink]
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As a Red Sox fan, I can all too easily identify with irrational hopes and beliefs.
Just be glad that you're not a Cubs fan. That's what I want to see. A Cubs - Sox Series. |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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tw101356
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 09:00:28 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Tim
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As a Red Sox fan, I can all too easily identify with irrational hopes and beliefs.
Just be glad that you're not a Cubs fan. That's what I want to see. A Cubs - Sox Series.
Should that come to pass, it will be a 7 game series that's finally decided on a coin toss at the end of the 50th inning on the 4th day as a blizzard starts to fall. Either that or it's called a tie in order to preserve the tradition of neither team ever winning the series.
It would be the sporting equivalent of dropping a cat with buttered toast taped to it's back and seeing it hover, spinning, above the floor as both toast and cat tried to land right side down.
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Arcanix_X
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