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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 10/07/2003 : 03:16:57
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I found this gem on All Hat, No Cattle.
quote:
A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the marine was asked what had happened.
The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap, and he yelled back: 'George Bush is a miserable piece of crap."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
-Swami Bandanaman
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
 Posted - 10/07/2003 : 10:52:46 [Permalink]
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| I guess they should've gotten off the road to shake hands, huh? I suppose this could be viewed as an example of detante, though. Maybe there's hope yet. |
"If God chose George Bus of all the people in the world, how good could God be?"
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