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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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 Posted - 01/02/2004 : 19:46:57
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Here are some. One of my favorites:quote:
There will be an epidemic of genetically engineered crops being inundated with genetically engineered crop circles.
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- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2004 : 20:18:57 [Permalink]
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*chortle*
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The stunt doubles for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez will get married.
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"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead." |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/03/2004 : 04:06:42 [Permalink]
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Hehehe, excellent! I rather liked this one:
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"A chorus of 1000 angels will appear over the Pentagon."
I wonder if they will sing, "One Toke Over the Line." 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Maglev
Skeptic Friend
Canada
65 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2004 : 18:45:52 [Permalink]
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And here's another one, this time from vedic astrologer Prakash Kandpal. Here's a quote (for may-june 2004):
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Expect further air-crash, fear of mass killings, war like situations, fire, problems to fishermen(?). But this could be the time when there is some vaccine for a long-term disease like AIDS.
And oh, here's a thread I'm gonna follow over at OccultForums.com, in the astrology forum: Post predictions for 2004 in this thread! ...Maybe we should start our own and compare the two next january
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Maglev
"The awe it inspired in me made the awe that people talk about in respect of religious experience seem, frankly, silly beside it. I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2004 : 22:51:10 [Permalink]
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Maglev wrote:quote:
...Maybe we should start our own...
I was thinking about that, myself. It's been done before, of course, but it never hurts to do it again. Since predicting the obvious lost its appeal as a joke long ago, however, we should probably avoid it. Let's get those predictions in by, say, January 17th, folks!
Here's one: as the housing "bubble" continues to grow, an otherwise homeless person will successfully claim "squatter's rights" to a property worth over a million bucks. |
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PruplePanther
Skeptic Friend
USA
79 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:49:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Hehehe, excellent! I rather liked this one:
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"A chorus of 1000 angels will appear over the Pentagon."
How about "A chorus of one REALLY BIG angel with a sound of a hundred thousand thunder storms." Think that my vershon might be more acurate.  |
"If I don't know where we are, I can't plot a course home." Major Carter, SG-1 |
| Edited by - PruplePanther on 01/07/2004 09:50:13 |
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