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Terryt88
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Maglev
Skeptic Friend
Canada
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 Posted - 02/07/2004 : 08:35:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Terryt88
I'm sorry, I about fell out of my chair when I saw this. 
That makes two of us :) I like this quote:
quote:
Football Jesus talks to Daunte Culpepper
Football Jesus: "Looks like the Turnover Bug bit you last year."
Daunte Culpepper: "You got that right, Football Jesus! Any tips on avoiding the blitz?"
Must be a sign or something... |
Maglev
"The awe it inspired in me made the awe that people talk about in respect of religious experience seem, frankly, silly beside it. I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2004 : 11:32:35 [Permalink]
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Jesus pre-game prayer...
Dear me,
I pray to me for guidance to stomp the shit out our opponent tonight.
In my name,
Jesus
Or maybe....
Call up Moses to part the defensive line. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
| Edited by - Randy on 02/07/2004 11:38:56 |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2004 : 12:56:11 [Permalink]
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| I can't remember which comedian said it, but why is it that you never see an interview with a losing football team in which one of the players says, "Jesus made me fumble"? Seems only fair, that is, if they're going to credit Jesus when they win. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2004 : 15:06:06 [Permalink]
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Jesus pre-game prayer...
Dear me,
I pray to me for guidance to stomp the shit out our opponent tonight.
In my name,
Jesus
Sorry, I think the fundamentalist's marketing team already made that one into a bumper sticker. They might sue for copyright infringement.  |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 11:19:02 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
I can't remember which comedian said it, but why is it that you never see an interview with a losing football team in which one of the players says, "Jesus made me fumble"? Seems only fair, that is, if they're going to credit Jesus when they win.
Sounds like something Carlin would say. |
...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:48:45 [Permalink]
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| Thought so, wonderfully sarcastic sense of humor. |
...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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