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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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update. Better'n ever! 
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You ar e ALLL going to BURN!!!!
Evolution is NOTHING but a way to deny GOD and HIS works.
Evlutionists try to age the fosils by type of dirt, and the dirt by the type of fosils, so any fool can see THAT ALL YOU DO IS THINK IN CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!!
AND our FATHERS were not APES
ARE YOURS?
GOD SAVES and apes skratch there asses.
http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/cre_is_not_the_alt_to_evo.htm
I'll post this with no further comment. Indeed, I can't think of an appropreate one. :roll eyes:
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Renae
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 Posted - 03/05/2004 : 13:51:08 [Permalink]
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"GOD SAVES and apes skratch there asses"
This is my new favorite quote.
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furshur
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Posted - 03/05/2004 : 14:12:12 [Permalink]
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If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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Randy
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Posted - 03/05/2004 : 14:50:27 [Permalink]
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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moakley
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Posted - 03/05/2004 : 20:23:45 [Permalink]
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| Jesus may save, he just doesn't inspire critical thinking or spelling skills. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 03/05/2004 : 23:17:00 [Permalink]
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...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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ljbrs
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Posted - 03/06/2004 : 17:00:43 [Permalink]
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Filthy:
Thanks a lot for posting that silly stuff.
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"Innumerable suns exist; innumerable earths revolve about these suns in a manner similar to the way the seven planets revolve around our sun. Living beings inhabit these worlds."
Giordano Bruno
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Espritch
Skeptic Friend
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 12:56:19 [Permalink]
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The first couple of posts were kind of amusing. But after a while it got rather depressing. I guess it's hard to laugh when you stop to realize this kind of ignorance and lack of critical thinking is so rampant.
P.S. Why can't these people figure out how to use a spell checker, or how to turn off Caps Lock, or how to use a period, or how to think critically? |
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Randy
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 13:27:54 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Espritch
The first couple of posts were kind of amusing. But after a while it got rather depressing. I guess it's hard to laugh when you stop to realize this kind of ignorance and lack of critical thinking is so rampant.
P.S. Why can't these people figure out how to use a spell checker, or how to turn off Caps Lock, or how to use a period, or how to think critically?
It's like driving past a car wreck. You hate to look, but then you do. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 19:11:53 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Randy
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Originally posted by Espritch
The first couple of posts were kind of amusing. But after a while it got rather depressing. I guess it's hard to laugh when you stop to realize this kind of ignorance and lack of critical thinking is so rampant.
P.S. Why can't these people figure out how to use a spell checker, or how to turn off Caps Lock, or how to use a period, or how to think critically?
It's like driving past a car wreck. You hate to look, but then you do.
Indeed. We occasionaly have creationists come in here demonstrating poor grammer and spelling skills, but many of these listed are atrocious. I have difficulty believing that someone intelligent enough to run a computer on the web, hold a job and so forth cannot express himself coherently. Sometimes I wonder if they are not pulling our collective legs and giggling madly at the responses they get.
It really is sad, whatever their beliefs, because if a person writes like an idiot, others will think of him as an idiot, deserved or not. And who wants to discuss anything with an idiot?
We have all seen writings that were so poorly done as to be gibberish, and simply not bothered to try and decypher them.
Oddly, apart from typos and minor spelling goofs (I am a prime offender, here) most evolutionists write pretty well. I think it is a matter of craftmanship. Having written for publication, I tend to be critical of myself and want my sentence and paragraph structure to be just right. Only in that way can I firmly put forth whatever topic I'm trying to cover. Thus, I can feel confident that my statments will be read, if not agreed with.
So, why do I occasionaly post crap like this? Nobody really cares, after all.
Well, we have lurkers! Yes, shy people who have not yet discovered Powdermilk Biscuits. Nice folks all, who want to participate but are too bashful to get involved. But there is always the chance they'll someday grab a biscuit and sidle on in (the door's never locked and we welcome everybody) and talk at us. "Creationism is not the alternative....." is a demonstration of how not to go about it.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Arcanix_X
New Member
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 11:22:55 [Permalink]
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Dave W.
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 11:58:23 [Permalink]
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| I forgot all about the fact that I wanted to mention here that I think "CRAM IT IN THE TREE" would be a very funny "war cry" for the side of science in the evolution/creation debates. Of course, it'd be taken wrong by many. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 12:17:28 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur
I thought Jesus saves.
He does, but Kareen gets more rebounds. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Arcanix_X
New Member
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 12:26:31 [Permalink]
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| Damn it all, i'm going on the website where that quote came from and i'm so going to annoy them! It's like a gathering of morons. All hail the retards of this world!!! All hail!!! |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 12:37:00 [Permalink]
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Arcanix_X wrote:quote:
Damn it all, i'm going on the website where that quote came from and i'm so going to annoy them!
Well, try not to annoy John Stear while you're at it. He is, after all, just publishing the emails he gets. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 04/15/2004 : 13:03:52 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
quote:
Originally posted by furshur
I thought Jesus saves.
He does, but Kareen gets more rebounds.
Yes, and Moses invests.
There is a recent update, but as it's the same 'ol shit, even a couple of re-runs, I haven't bothered to post it. Maybe next time, if there's something original, or at least funny.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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