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Ricky
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 06:30:23 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Ricky
There was a Mad TV sketch where they would advertise different products. For example, one was a cape that would only let you fly if you jumped off a building that was more than 5 stories high. And the end of each, they said "Natural Selection. It's only natural." Well, I got one more to add:
quote: A Tanzanian who went to a witch doctor in search of the power to resist bullets and knife attacks died when ritual cuts made on his body proved fatal.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20040824/od_nm/witchcraft_dc
Aravis Walker, 23, was killed when his car exploded during a session in which he would light fireworks and toss them out the window at passersby; one of the fireworks didn't clear the window but ricocheted to the back seat, where it ignited the rest of Walker's fireworks. [WKMG-TV, 6-29-04]
He removed the “stupid” genes from the gene pool.
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