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Ricky
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Posted - 10/02/2004 :  21:18:14  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
This is from www.freethoughtradio.com:

10.) No one will kill you for not believing in beer
9.) Beer doen't tell you how to have sex
8.) Beer has never cause wars
7.) Beer does not force itself on minors who can not think for themselves.
6.) People selling beer don't go door to door.
5.) No ones been burned, tortured, or hanged over choosing a different brand of beer.
4.) You don't have to wait 2000 years for another beer.
3.) There are laws saying beer companies can't lie to you
2.) You can prove the existence of beer.
1.) If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups who can help you stop.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov

Edited by - Ricky on 10/02/2004 21:18:41

Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 10/03/2004 :  06:28:52   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
quote:
7.) Beer does not force itself on minors who can not think for themselves.

Ever heard of peer pressure? lol.
Beer is my new God. Yes it is. -shifty look-

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dave W.
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Posted - 10/03/2004 :  11:41:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
I'm sure you meant "beer pressure," Siberia.

Does anyone know if it's true or not that Benjamin Franklin once said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?"

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ktesibios
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USA
505 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2004 :  09:32:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ktesibios a Private Message
quote:

6.) People selling beer don't go door to door.



And this is supposed to be a good thing?

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Ricky
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Posted - 10/04/2004 :  11:15:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.

I'm sure you meant "beer pressure," Siberia.

Does anyone know if it's true or not that Benjamin Franklin once said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?"



It certainly seems that way Dave. All sources I can find say he did. Unless it is some widely spreaded myth like we only use 10% of our brains...

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 10/04/2004 :  11:39:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Id like to challenge the Beer has never started a war claim, it seems to me that alcohol is the likely #2 cause behind religion.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Siberia
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Posted - 10/04/2004 :  13:45:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
Which just reminds me, I've a computer game called The Beer Wars, hehe...

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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beskeptigal
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Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:15:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf

Id like to challenge the Beer has never started a war claim, it seems to me that alcohol is the likely #2 cause behind religion.

Bar and domestic fights maybe, but not wars.
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beskeptigal
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Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:17:11   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Ricky

quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.

I'm sure you meant "beer pressure," Siberia.

Does anyone know if it's true or not that Benjamin Franklin once said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?"



It certainly seems that way Dave. All sources I can find say he did. Unless it is some widely spreaded myth like we only use 10% of our brains...

Or Washington chopped down a cherry tree.
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furshur
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USA
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Posted - 10/08/2004 :  09:34:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send furshur a Private Message
quote:
4.) You don't have to wait 2000 years for another beer.

I thought this was the funniest line.... Then I got thinking - Ricky, do you know something that we don't????



If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know.
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Valiant Dancer
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USA
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Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:53:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Ricky

quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.

I'm sure you meant "beer pressure," Siberia.

Does anyone know if it's true or not that Benjamin Franklin once said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?"



It certainly seems that way Dave. All sources I can find say he did. Unless it is some widely spreaded myth like we only use 10% of our brains...



The places I've checked indicate publication in Poor Richard's Almanac although which year or page is not listed.

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Dude
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Posted - 10/08/2004 :  20:16:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
ol' Ben was a bit of a lush.... You'll recall that they didn't let him go to the nearby pub and drink without escort at a certain meeting in Philly.....

Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

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The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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