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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:43:53 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
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Originally posted by Kil
Anyhow, being a somewhat shy person and not wanting to cash in on what may have been a mere coincidence, I ate the toast. With coffee. It turned out to be the most satisfying breakfast I have ever had…
...and it wasn't 10 years old. 
Indeed!
But I'll bet that trying to eat that Virgin Mary cheese shingle would be like chewing on a doormat on a cold day in January.
And for this some casino is paying $28,000? Doubtless, it's to advertise and attract the fools that think they can beat the house, and it will probably do that 'cause those gots no smarts to start with. It will be good enough get them their nut back, plus some I'm sure, praise sweet Mary! But I'd think that sort of money could be put to better use.
Say, I wonder if they'd be interested in a slightly crusty but genuine condom used by Elvis Prestly with an image of Heidi Fleiss in the end of it? I don't currently have such an item, but for multiple thousands, I think I could find one.
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 13:31:16 [Permalink]
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BPS* Is processing his toast at the moment he will be back shortly.
I too have a blessed cheese sandwich, will take 100$
P.S. That is the greatest bush thwarting quote ever in your sig BTW, from HL.. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 15:35:22 [Permalink]
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Hey, sometimes things need to be taken in a serious manner.
This is not one of those times.
But seriously, I had a piece of gum I chewed up once when I was a wee child. I spat it upon the ground, and the next day, I walked upon THE VERY SAME PIECE OF GUM. As I attempted to ooze the gum off the bottom of my shoe, I noticed the gum beared AN EXACT RESEMBLANCE TO TED DASCHEL. I kept the shoe deeply hidden away, to never be disturbed, and one night while I was sleeping, THE GUM SPOKE.
"SPAGGLE." The gum said, "SPAGGLE."
I named my dog, "Spaggle." Spaggle has brought me great luck.
All Hail Ted Daschel |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 17:00:03 [Permalink]
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Two threads merge:
http://www.lostfrog.org/74.html |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 18:21:51 [Permalink]
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| Ricky, how could you **NOT** believe a story of a talking piece of gum resembling Ted Daschel? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 18:41:47 [Permalink]
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| Damn it! I thought someone had the perfect suggestion for a simple Thanksgiving entree for cooking-impaired. Instead it's toast a la Wynona Judd. Damn it. |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 11/24/2004 : 19:20:37 [Permalink]
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| One of my old roommates used to wait tables, and one fine Sunday brunch was waiting on a table of elderly ladies, as usual. He's taking drink orders, and one lady says she'd like a bloody Mary, but with no alcohol in it. "Okay, one Virgin Mary," my friend says. "Oh!" the lady replies, "I wouldn't say that!" |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 11/24/2004 : 21:40:33 [Permalink]
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This could lead to something: Virgin Mary in a Cheese sandwich. (Looks more like Jean Harlow to me.) And maybe later we could have some additional miraculous deli items. After all, religious icons have branched out into other foods before.
Jesus in a tortilla:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/NMLAKtortilla.html |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 11/25/2004 : 14:25:17 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Chippewa
This could lead to something: Virgin Mary in a Cheese sandwich. (Looks more like Jean Harlow to me.) And maybe later we could have some additional miraculous deli items. After all, religious icons have branched out into other foods before.
Jesus in a tortilla:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/NMLAKtortilla.html
We went looking for that very same infamous tortilla a few years ago. It wasn't there. And, the few locals we asked about it had never heard of it. Interestingly, it was listed in the Chamber of Commerce town brochure/pamphlet.
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