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Plyss
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Netherlands
231 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  06:44:06  Show Profile Send Plyss a Private Message
It's the end of the world!
Pick your favourite way to go.
Mine's the strange way. It sounds like a blast, if you'll pardon the pun.

Oh, another site along similar lines.

Miss Tick sniffed. 'You could say this piece of advice is pricesless', she said. 'Are you listening?'
'Yes' said Tiffany.
'Good now...If you trust in yourself.."
'Yes..?'
'..and believe in your dreams...'
'yes?'
'...and follow your star..' Miss Tick went on.
'Yes?'
'You'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy. Goodbye.'

Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 12/15/2004 :  07:14:11   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
lmao, cool site. I'll explore it later.

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Wendy
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USA
614 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  07:39:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Plyss

Pick your favourite way to go.

I gotta go with the black hole.

No vulgar comments please.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
Edited by - Wendy on 12/15/2004 07:51:29
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  08:59:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message

I rather liked Fuck!

quote:
You would hardly notice it at first. Gradually, street life is becoming calmer than it used to be. Less people, less traffic. It's a relief at first: no more housing problems, no more traffic jams, no more queues for the movies.

But after a while, your cheerfulness subsides. Slowly it begins to dawn on you what's happening. You're witnessing the demise of a species -- your species, to be precise. Humankind is about to join the Dodo, the Woolly Mammoth and the Neanderthal Man. The human race is heading for extinction.

It seems peaceful and in my advancing years, I don't need excessive excitement. There is also the advantage of everybody wanting to conciecve. We'd all get laid a lot more often. For a while...


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Plyss
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Netherlands
231 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  09:58:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Plyss a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by filthy


I rather liked Fuck!

quote:
You would hardly notice it at first. Gradually, street life is becoming calmer than it used to be. Less people, less traffic. It's a relief at first: no more housing problems, no more traffic jams, no more queues for the movies.

But after a while, your cheerfulness subsides. Slowly it begins to dawn on you what's happening. You're witnessing the demise of a species -- your species, to be precise. Humankind is about to join the Dodo, the Woolly Mammoth and the Neanderthal Man. The human race is heading for extinction.

It seems peaceful and in my advancing years, I don't need excessive excitement. There is also the advantage of everybody wanting to conciecve. We'd all get laid a lot more often. For a while...






By golly, we mustn't let this happen. It's time to take a Stand! Straighten our uhmm.. backs! Keep a stiff .. upper lip. With some effort we'll be right on top of .. this. I, for one, am willing to use do my part. Let's put some thrust behind it!
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  10:25:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Like I said before, Im going with the impact with neutron star, not listed. The energy output would make the sun jealous.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Siberia
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Brazil
2322 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  13:06:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
I'll go with mass insanity. Woo.

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- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard

USA
3834 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  21:23:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
That is a great site. If someone hasn't already done so I think I'll share it with the Bad Astronomy Board folks. We are always dealing with a post on TEOTWAWKI, (the end of the world as we know it).
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Siberia
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Brazil
2322 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2004 :  05:17:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal

That is a great site. If someone hasn't already done so I think I'll share it with the Bad Astronomy Board folks. We are always dealing with a post on TEOTWAWKI, (the end of the world as we know it).


Ohh, please do!

That site's so great. Gives me great ideas on how to finish Earth, science fiction wise.

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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