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the_ignored
SFN Addict
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 Posted - 12/24/2004 : 15:08:58
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Maybe this should be in humour, I don't know.
Hal Lindsey Cartoon book by Al Hartley.
Get a load of how they have to stretch things in the story to make prophecy come true.
ex) the description of helicopters to match the "flying scorpions" with faces of men and hair like women. Note that the part about the hair got "left out" of the description in the book. Probably because if it was left in, the readers would KNOW that they were pulling at straws here!
Revelation 9
quote:
7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
Edited by - the_ignored on 12/24/2004 15:30:59
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/24/2004 : 17:55:01 [Permalink]
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Jack Chick writ large, eh?
But with a better story and considerably better art. Lots of hot chicks..... not Jack, the other kind. They were all definatly mammals.
I liked it.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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