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Shacal
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 Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:06:06 [Permalink]
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33. Who needs a reason?  |
"The problem with communication is the illusion that we have accomplished it" |
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Ricky
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dv82matt
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Posted - 01/06/2005 : 20:48:19 [Permalink]
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These are great. Keep 'em coming.  's
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
18: I like the title of 'antichrist' the fundies gave me.
andquote:
23: I get to be hated at woo woo conventions.
35. I think it's stylish to go to Billy Graham conventions dressed as the antichrist.
Sorry for the rip off Siberia but:
36. The devil made me do it.
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Originally posted by Ricky
Should we edit these to fix the numbering?
Naw. We're skeptics not mathematicians.
37. I've had a deconversion experience.
38. God gave me a brain for a reason didn't he?
39. Emotions are for losers.
40. My doctor warned me that there would be side effects.
41. I'm almost positive that God actually prefers skeptics.
42. As it turns out, skeptics are hilarious. Who'd a' thunk? |
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moakley
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Posted - 01/06/2005 : 21:44:12 [Permalink]
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| 44. Faith made my brain hurt. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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Dave W.
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Dave W.
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Starman
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 00:16:24 [Permalink]
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48. I want to piss of God.
49. I want to be able to indulge in hedonistic activities and pretend that my all loving father in the sky will not torture me for ever for it.
50. It is my lord satans command.
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Ricky
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filthy
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 04:28:43 [Permalink]
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52. Verlch, et al. 
Sorry, V. Couldn't resist it....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 06:17:14 [Permalink]
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| 53. 'cause I like eating red meat on Easter. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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tomk80
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 06:51:44 [Permalink]
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| 54. I'm actually a sadomasochistic fundamentalist christian. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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ljbrs
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 09:20:10 [Permalink]
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Sorry, I realize this is in answer to a statement made early in this thread, but I could not resist.
cynical ???
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"Innumerable suns exist; innumerable earths revolve about these suns in a manner similar to the way the seven planets revolve around our sun. Living beings inhabit these worlds."
Giordano Bruno
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Renae
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:29:02 [Permalink]
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This is the funniest thread I've ever seen here!
You guys are the best.  |
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