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Plyss
Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
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 Posted - 01/11/2005 : 03:38:35 [Permalink]
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| 70. Because it keeps you drones nicely dumb and docile for when my faction takes over the world. I can't go into details here, but it involves the UN and the illuminati. |
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way
New Member
USA
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:19:45 [Permalink]
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| 71. It's a mistake. I thought you said 'septic' and everybody does tell me I'm full of s***! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:47:33 [Permalink]
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72. Because my boomerang won't come back.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 08:55:57 [Permalink]
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73. I'm emotionally and aesthetically impaired.  |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:04:58 [Permalink]
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ZING!
Because I made a pact with the stylized Christian Devil in which I would dedicate my life to telling Christians what is actually out there. Thus doing the devil's evil bidding. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:57:30 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
75. Because I like making long lists of why I am the way I am.
Edit:
filthy, can you please explain the boomerang one? I really don't get it. Or was it just being random?
Boomerangs have an interesting history, but
today, they are little more than toys. They have a certain areodymanic that, when cast properly, will cause them to return almost to the hand of the thrower. The fascinating thing about this is that the areodynamic was discovered by ancient, Australian aborigines.
76. I could never catch that snipe.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 16:44:26 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
Yes, but what does that have to do with the reason you are a skeptic?
I was lied to about boomerangs. All of them're supposed to come back, but don't. Perfectly obvious.
I lost my faith in Jimmy Swaggert.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 16:46:41 [Permalink]
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#77 No tithing.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Storm
SFN Regular
USA
708 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 17:01:58 [Permalink]
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Because I stumbled on to this website and was shown the light 
Oh... Wait.... Maybe that is why I am a cult Member?
Cult member... skeptic skeptic... cult member...
Aaagh!!! Shit!!!! What's the difference |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 21:45:05 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by way
71. It's a mistake. I thought you said 'septic' and everybody does tell me I'm full of s***!
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 22:46:55 [Permalink]
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| 78. Without sin, I can do whatever the hell I want. |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 22:49:01 [Permalink]
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79. I decided to actually use the other 90% of my brain  |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 22:52:38 [Permalink]
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| 80. I thought it was the latest fad. |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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