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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 01/19/2005 : 09:24:45 [Permalink]
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103. Because George W. Bush is not being tried for war crimes.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
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Posted - 01/19/2005 : 10:32:42 [Permalink]
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| To annoy my fundamentalist mother in law. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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dv82matt
SFN Regular
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Posted - 01/19/2005 : 21:37:20 [Permalink]
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105. I got fed up with hygiene. (Not naming names here.)
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Dave W.
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USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 01:54:47 [Permalink]
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107. Because I was arrested for giving Sylvia Browne a lewd proposition.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
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Posted - 01/21/2005 : 01:15:40 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
107. Because I was arrested for giving Sylvia Browne a lewd proposition.
Now I understand the true reason for your short break...
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 06:36:38 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Starman
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
107. Because I was arrested for giving Sylvia Browne a lewd proposition.
Now I understand the true reason for your short break...
108. Because I am on an extended hiatus from humbuggery, balderdash, codswallop, demegoggery, pettifoggery, baloney and bullshit, blatherskitery, hyprocracy, sanctimony, prognostications, preachings, prestigitations, mendancy, bamboozels, blithers and gibbers, snipe hunts, flummery, flim-flam, fol-de-rol, falsehoods, will o' the wisps, canards, white lies, malicious lies, outright lies, propaganda, and Republican speechs (all of the above).
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 08:26:23 [Permalink]
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| 109. Who says I am? Prove it! |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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dv82matt
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Posted - 01/21/2005 : 18:35:32 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Wendy
109. Who says I am? Prove it!
Wendy, you inspired me.
110. During a debate with Kent Hovind, I failed to prove I wasn't one. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 19:49:41 [Permalink]
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111. Because at a church service, the snake bit me.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
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Posted - 01/22/2005 : 04:02:01 [Permalink]
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| 112. Because I didn't understand myself when I was speaking in tongues. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2005 : 04:33:41 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by tomk80
112. Because I didn't understand myself when I was speaking in tongues.
113. Because I did understand myself when speaking in tongues!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2005 : 13:51:10 [Permalink]
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| 116. Because I wasn't comfortable enough in the nude (and didn't grok the point)... |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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