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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 23:40:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
133. Because fundy girls don't put out.
Edited cause I thought of better wording
Don't put out for whom...? 
134. Because my Slinky won't climb stairs.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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dv82matt
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Posted - 04/14/2005 : 23:54:42 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
134. Because my Slinky won't climb stairs.
Sigh, filthy, when are you gonna stop believing everything they tell you?
135. Because my hallucinogenic notions are often mistaken for sardonic wit. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 07:18:17 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
133. Because fundy girls don't put out.
Edited cause I thought of better wording
Don't put out for whom...?
Ricky, if you only knew what could happen in the churches when adults are not on top of things... 
A Friend of mine got a blow-job from one of the most prude (but cute) girls in my Pentecostal church.  She wanted him as a boyfriend badly, and thought this would be a good incentive.  |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 08:43:31 [Permalink]
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136. Because broiled armadillo garnished with roasted garlic and St. John the Conqueroo root, with red-eye gravy and collared greens, failed to cure my leprosy.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 09:28:04 [Permalink]
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| 137. Because I'm cheap, and Bibles are not. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dik-Dik Van Dik
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:32:12 [Permalink]
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138. god made me that way
dunno if anyone said that yet, seems a lil obvious |
DARWIN 3:16
"The simple believeth every word." - Proverbs 14:15
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 16:00:23 [Permalink]
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140. 'Cause this topic will die without us.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 17:18:23 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
141. Cause if I didn't post here, who else would filthy steal ideas from?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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cosmicbrat
New Member
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:20:18 [Permalink]
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| 6-billion fear Change more than they fear Death... |
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cosmicbrat
New Member
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:23:36 [Permalink]
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| Because I don't have to believe in anything that I haven't found on my own... |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/16/2005 : 02:08:46 [Permalink]
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144. Because the Rapture seems to be running late.
Welcome to SFN, cosmicbrat!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 04/16/2005 : 05:33:25 [Permalink]
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145. Because it's good for my chi. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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