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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
 Posted - 01/30/2005 : 13:58:52
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Depending on how you feel about your valentine, you could give him/her:
Black Death
Ebola
Athlete's Foot
or your choice of other Giant Microbes.
You may want to get some flowers and candy to go with, just to be on the safe side.
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 14:11:23 [Permalink]
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| Haha, I LOVE those plushies! I wanted a Black Plague one |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Plyss
Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
231 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 15:18:33 [Permalink]
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Damnit, i want Escherichia coli, Micrococcus flavus, Bacillus subtilis and Heamophilus influenza. Oh well, i suppose i can settle for Yersenia pestis and Saccharomyces cerevisiae.
Hot damn, i need those toys. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 16:34:30 [Permalink]
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Neat! But mere microbes are not good enough for my ex.
I would like to send her a choclate coated, and therefore extremely pissy Ophiophagus hannah.
On second thought, I guess I'm too much of a softy for that. Choclate coating would be a cruel thing to do to the poor O. hannah.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 22:39:18 [Permalink]
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| Bah! Not accurate enough for my taste. |
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