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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 02/08/2005 : 01:43:44
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In my travels about the 'net, I happened across this; real, honest to Bush photos of Jesus and Mary.
Forget images in dirty windows, stale cheese sandwichs, wilted rose petals, and rotting tree stumps; now we got the real deal! Photographs never lie, so all you Godless heathen, commie-pinko egghead-trash better take notice!
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Real Photographs of Jesus and Mary Collected from the Web
This site contains photographs of Jesus and Mary collected from throughout the web. The purpose of this site is to document a phenomena that has been occurring worldwide. This website contains links to the websites where these photographs were originally posted. The apparition photographs are believed to be authentic, however the author of this site obtained these photographs from other website sources. Any investigation of authenticity of these photos must involve investigation of the sources. Click on some of the photographs to bring up larger photographs Please wait for page to load, may take a little time!!!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
 Posted - 02/08/2005 : 06:43:58 [Permalink]
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roflmao.
'nuff said. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 02/08/2005 : 06:58:09 [Permalink]
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| Apparently big J only knows one pose. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 07:23:18 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Apparently big J only knows one pose.
No shit, BPS! It looks like someone just photoshopped a picture of an Obi Wan Kenobi doll together with random images of clouds and then fucked with the color. How stupid! |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 07:41:08 [Permalink]
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| And Mary seems to be very fond of a particular pine tree, which itself seems to travel from country to country. I find it incredibly hard to believe that the person who set up the site is so blinded by faith as to not notice that there are only about five different Jesus photos, and it's pretty obvious that all of the ones on the top row are identical except for brightness, contrast and tint. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 07:58:15 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Apparently big J only knows one pose.
No shit, BPS! It looks like someone just photoshopped a picture of an Obi Wan Kenobi doll together with random images of clouds and then fucked with the color. How stupid!
Mmm. I could try that and see if it works. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:02:22 [Permalink]
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I would have thought that they would have looked a little more Semitic.
I wonder if they put out a magnetic field like ghosts? This would be a good thesis for PHD.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:10:55 [Permalink]
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Ain't it grand? Would that I had the skills to do even the sloppiest of them. The possibilities for making the more gullible of the fundies insane(r) are all but endless.
And April is on it's way.....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:29:58 [Permalink]
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Took me five minutes to put that up. Ok, so I cheated. The picture already had a 'Jesus feel' to it.
Proves Obi Wan is in fact... J! |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:44:29 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia:
Proves Obi Wan is in fact... J!
My husband has been saying so for years! (Personally, I think Han Solo is God, but that's just me. )
Nice work, Siberia.
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:47:19 [Permalink]
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Thanks!
I totally agree. Hans Solo is God. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
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Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:49:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Wendy
Personally, I think Han Solo is God, but that's just me. )
Worshiping a ex-carpenter born by a Jewish mother.
That's odd... |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 11:09:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Starman
Worshiping a ex-carpenter born by a Jewish mother.
That's odd...
Not half as odd as that Jesus & Mary site...cripes! |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 15:18:07 [Permalink]
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Reminds me of a certain forum description, "Aliens are real and my doctored photo proves it!"
So are non-religious people trying to make a buck or are religious people so desperate to convince everyone they are right they will lie?
Hey, wasn't that supposed to be a sin? Or is it only a sin if you accuse someone of something false like say, "He has WMDs"? |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 02/08/2005 : 22:13:20 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
No shit, BPS! It looks like someone just photoshopped a picture of an Obi Wan Kenobi doll together with random images of clouds and then fucked with the color. How stupid!
Not even. Can do pretty much the same with two different colors on another layer then play with that little drop down box in the layer panel. Too simple and less than a minute an image.
Nice image Siberia - Sepia tones and noise? |
...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 06:24:52 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Trish
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
No shit, BPS! It looks like someone just photoshopped a picture of an Obi Wan Kenobi doll together with random images of clouds and then fucked with the color. How stupid!
Not even. Can do pretty much the same with two different colors on another layer then play with that little drop down box in the layer panel. Too simple and less than a minute an image.
Nice image Siberia - Sepia tones and noise?
Three layers (the image was already sepia), the two top ones noised at different quantities and set to multiply (or color/linear burn, don't remember). I tried the cloud, but it ended looking fake. Easy peasy. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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