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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
 Posted - 03/30/2005 : 02:30:12
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LordCo Centre spoofed pretty much the entire Bond franchise with their recent update, which included 9 movies for Cineplex Golgotha. Here's the one that began it all:
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Dr. Noah - A LordCo Films Production
"Christ, Jesus Christ"
Jesus Christ, secret agent in the service of Jehovah, must race against time to defeat an evil prophet from flooding the world for a second time, thus making god out to be a total, lying piece of shit. In a story line similar to one of the worst Deep Space Nine episodes ever, Jesus Christ travels from one exotic, dust-covered locale to another with his only his trusty crucifix and his wits to save the world.
The others are:
Enjoy! Tell your friends. Email them to your fundamentalist acquaintances. Link those from other forums and blogs. "Ask a God" (a real one, not those fake, made up gods that never reply) for advice to your worst problems or issues on the LordBoard. Use the Confess-o-Matic to avoid getting into an unsafe, dark booth with one of those pervert priests. And so on (there's so much stuff on that site, it isn't funny, although the content itself is).
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 03/30/2005 : 02:41:28 [Permalink]
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I will, I will! Thanks WinAce!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 11:26:51 [Permalink]
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This is OUTSTANDING! My husband is a Christian AND a Bond fan! I can't wait to send him this!  |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 11:42:18 [Permalink]
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OMG. That is precious. The whole site is precious.
Thanks (and welcome!) WinAce! |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:05:42 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
OMG. That is precious. The whole site is precious.
Thanks (and welcome!) WinAce!
Hehe...
WinACE has been a SFN-member longer than you Sib... 
I'm waiting for a new link to "Fundies says the darndest things". |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 15:43:12 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
OMG. That is precious. The whole site is precious.
Thanks (and welcome!) WinAce!
Hehe...
WinACE has been a SFN-member longer than you Sib...
I'm waiting for a new link to "Fundies says the darndest things".
Oops. My bad. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 16:07:45 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
I'm waiting for a new link to "Fundies says the darndest things".
It's still at my homepage, but I'm no longer making updates. For obvious reasons, namely, that I got a life.  |
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Dik-Dik Van Dik
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
76 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 13:08:16 [Permalink]
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| what about goldenIdol? |
DARWIN 3:16
"The simple believeth every word." - Proverbs 14:15
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