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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
 Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:39:23 [Permalink]
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NASCAR on Ice.
Drag Queen Racing. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 16:58:37 [Permalink]
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Cage match taffy pull.
Hang glider gymnastics.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 17:41:59 [Permalink]
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Decapitlon, consisting of the following 10 disciplines
100-meter bash
cliff jump
head the shot put
high jump from ejector seats
400-meter run-from-the-gun
110 meter hurdle race with moving hurdles
discus chewing
pole sitting
Javelin catching
1500-kilometer run |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 00:17:47 [Permalink]
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Tackle tennis.
Jai alai biathalon.
Downhill figure skating.
Greco-Roman ballroom karati.
Shotgun tag.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 07:02:25 [Permalink]
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| Now THAT is an awesome idea. Especially the hit-by-lightning part. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 08:15:41 [Permalink]
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In that vein, how 'bout tag team crusifiction?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 00:31:16 [Permalink]
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Cage match badminton.
London prize ring bingo.
Pie-eating drag race (Top Fuel class).
Short track chili cook-off.
Steeple chase fencing.
Shot putt vollyball.
Damn! I've got way too much time on my hands!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 02:05:25 [Permalink]
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"Iron Triage"
(Sort of like the Food Network's "Iron Chef" except here competing doctors, sort, diagnose, treat and cure in-coming emergency room patients all within an hour. (Celebrity panel then judges them.)
"Let's Play Darts! - Not it!"
(Game involves running from as well as throwing darts.)
"Celebrity Sobriety Checkpoint"
(Another great show where the Hollywood police department stops and checks motorists in the hope of snagging a star!")
"Bungeeless Jumping" (Or "Jumping for Bungees")
The object is to grab the lifeline in flight.
"Trumpet High Dive"
Don't just dive off the Acapulco Cliffs, but play a fanfare on the way down. |
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Plyss
Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
231 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 02:58:56 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
Now THAT is an awesome idea. Especially the hit-by-lightning part.
I'd like to suggest an improvement: A team prays to have me hit by lightning while i stand in the middle holding a lightning rod. If their combined faith is stronger then my lack of faith, i'll get zapped.
I'm not sure what that proves, but it'll be entertaining anyway. |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 05:41:44 [Permalink]
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| The Madison Dutch Oven Regatta |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 06:27:39 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Steeple chase fencing.
Nononono! Steeplechase jousting. The horses (and riders) go around in opposite directions until one rider is unseated by his/her opponent, yeilds, or is knocked out cold. If you just fall off, your opponent is allowed to take swings at you while you're trying to get back on your horse. Aside from the standard lance, the riders also get a sword, a flail, and a mace. Might have to make the jumps a little lower. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 07:16:10 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Steeple chase fencing.
Nononono! Steeplechase jousting. The horses (and riders) go around in opposite directions until one rider is unseated by his/her opponent, yeilds, or is knocked out cold. If you just fall off, your opponent is allowed to take swings at you while you're trying to get back on your horse. Aside from the standard lance, the riders also get a sword, a flail, and a mace. Might have to make the jumps a little lower.
I like it...
How 'bout knight baiting for the loser? Also we could have have a friar chicken cook-off as a side event.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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