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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/30/2005 : 12:40:06
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http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1139&srch=
Amusing.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong. -- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n. The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/30/2005 : 14:41:12 [Permalink]
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And all this time, I'd thought that the 20th was merely another hallucination in my diseased mind.
It is great to know that this is not true. Now, I must look up old friends and shipmates, those that I'd thought gone for many years, and had even served as pallbearer for some. Boy, won't they be suprised to see me!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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ljbrs
SFN Regular
USA
842 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 17:41:10 [Permalink]
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The Twentieth Century was a great century. All of the people who post here on Skeptic Friends Network were born in the Twentieth Century (except for those older than 104 years of age). Does this eliminate us from history? Will we become merely an asterisk? Of course, to get rid of most of the ideas they dislike (such as the ideas of Darwin, et al.), they should throw away the 19th Century as well. That would also get rid of the anti-evolutionists as well.
It must be very, very sad to be a Creationist. Brainless people can hardly be said to be alive -- at least mentally alive. Sad.
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"Innumerable suns exist; innumerable earths revolve about these suns in a manner similar to the way the seven planets revolve around our sun. Living beings inhabit these worlds." Giordano Bruno (Burned at the stake by the Roman Catholic Church Inquisition in 1600) |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 05/30/2005 : 17:46:31 [Permalink]
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Woo! I don't exist! |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?" - The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." -- unknown
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 04:41:30 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Dave W.
I think someone got wooshed.
Of course.
But isn't it nice to consider that Johnson didn't freak out over 'Nam, and that Nixon and Reagan, et al, never screwed the country? And that G.W. Bush never sleezed his way into office, leaving a trail of incoherence and slime wherever he goes?
I have never been good at going into denial and need someone to do it for me.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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