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filthy
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41. A bottle of Mother Goldstein's Scuppernong Wine for any claim that the Geologic Column can't explain polystrats fossils.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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H. Humbert
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:53:02 [Permalink]
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42. A snifter of brandy every time a creationist mentions unverified cryptozoological reports of large creatures that supposedly prove there are still dinosaurs living in remote parts of the world.
43. A long pull straight from the brandy bottle if dragon mythology is used as evidence for humans and dinosaurs co-existing.
44. Drain the bottle and smash it over your own forehead if this dragon lore is then marshalled forth as evidence that some dinosaurs breathed fire.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 20:53:41 [Permalink]
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| 45. A pint of brackish water every time a creationist claims that the oceans should be much saltier if the Earth was older. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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filthy
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Posted - 06/25/2005 : 03:18:49 [Permalink]
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46. A shot of Green Dragon for any claim that no trees are over 2,000 years old. Or is it 4,000? It's something like that, anyway.
47. Another shot (if you're still concious) for any claim that the ToE has anything to do with the Masons or the Illumaniti.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Hawks
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Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:15:43 [Permalink]
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| 48. A woodpecker every time a creationist claims that unbelieving evilutionists should have no moral values and therefore no reason not to kill indiscriminately. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Posted - 06/25/2005 : 21:52:56 [Permalink]
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49. A glass of Schnapps when a Creationist includes Albert Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity within his anti-evolution tirade.
50. A White Russian when a Creationist includes geocentricism in the anti-evolution mix. |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Posted - 06/25/2005 : 22:46:15 [Permalink]
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| 51. A grasshopper every time a creationist refuses to answer questions about Old Testament grasshoppers having only four legs, or answering, "well maybe they did only have four legs back then." |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
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Posted - 06/26/2005 : 02:46:21 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
51. A grasshopper every time a creationist refuses to answer questions about Old Testament grasshoppers having only four legs, or answering, "well maybe they did only have four legs back then."
I love that one, mainly that it can be argued that the jumping legs aren't used for crawling, climbing, or clinging at all. Thus, by only a small streach, they could be discounted as real legs. The beauty of it is that they never use this argument. :hilarity:
52. A big glass of Kool-Aid for each claim that lagomorphs (rabbits and conies) chew the cud. I've recently learned something about this one.....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Posted - 06/28/2005 : 15:55:35 [Permalink]
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| 53. Half a bottle of Ferne Branca for the claim that there is too much (or not enough) helium in the atmosphere for the earth to be millions of years old. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
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Posted - 06/28/2005 : 18:34:53 [Permalink]
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55. A pitcher of bock for every claim that Lucy's kneecap was found 200 feet away and 20 feet down.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Posted - 06/28/2005 : 18:45:32 [Permalink]
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This thread has been most informative! LOL
56. A shot of Patron (silver label, chilled, no lemon) everytime a creationists insist the bible does not state the world is flat. |
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Siberia
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Originally posted by pleco
56. A shot of Patron (silver label, chilled, no lemon) everytime a creationists insist the bible does not state the world is flat.
57. And the whole bottle when some clueless mongrel insists that it is, too! After all, humans never went to the Moon, it's just a conspiracy like evolution and everything else... |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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filthy
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Posted - 06/29/2005 : 06:14:21 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
quote:
Originally posted by pleco
56. A shot of Patron (silver label, chilled, no lemon) everytime a creationists insist the bible does not state the world is flat.
57. And the whole bottle when some clueless mongrel insists that it is, too! After all, humans never went to the Moon, it's just a conspiracy like evolution and everything else...
Of course they didn't; who would want to? But it makes not an iota of difference during a lunar eclipse... 
58. A generous glass of Rock & Rye for each Chick Tract you read.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
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Posted - 06/29/2005 : 07:52:46 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
58. A generous glass of Rock & Rye for each Chick Tract you read.
59. And another for each that simply insists being made from mud is better than being made from monkeys. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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