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Lisa
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USA
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 Posted - 11/02/2001 : 14:19:51 [Permalink]
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Is Jesse Jackson even relevant in the US these days?
Why, do you want him? Tell you what, we'll make you a two for one deal and throw in Al Sharpton. Call in the next 15 minutes and ask about the special Rush Limbaugh offer. Deliveries will be made by Jane Fonda and Phyllis Schafly. At which time we will seal the border. Call now.
Lisa
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2001 : 14:57:39 [Permalink]
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Let's throw in Pat Bucchanan as well. We can ship him in 2 separate boxes.
@tomic
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Torsten
New Member
Canada
16 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2001 : 18:55:02 [Permalink]
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No thanks, you can keep him and all the other weirdos. I just thought he had become a sort of irrelevant footnote to history and now one cared what he said anymore. I've never paid much attention to him in any case.
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2001 : 19:22:55 [Permalink]
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...Rush Limbaugh...
You do know that Rush is now worth only half of what he was before because he's (going?) deaf, right?
"Hey Butt-Head check this book out! There's a talking snake, a naked chick, then some guy puts a leaf on his SCHLONG!!" [Beavis and Butt-Head Do America] |
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 11/02/2001 : 19:23:26 [Permalink]
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If it was my kid, I think I'd settle for beating the crap out of him.
I'll hold him down for ya.
I hope they throw the book at him.
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 11/02/2001 : 23:00:32 [Permalink]
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``I thought I got anthrax on me,'' a sobbing nine-year-old later Tegan Lane told a Collier County sheriff's deputy.
Oh, PLEASE! Sounds a little over dramatic to me. And they don't want us to think they get hysterical.
Sounds like a bunch of nominations for the Darwin Award for all involved.
Rap Crap is to music what Paint by Numbers is to art. |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2001 : 00:39:31 [Permalink]
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If it was my kid, I think I'd settle for beating the crap out of him.
I'll hold him down for ya.
I hope they throw the book at him.
Then again, any book they throw ain't gonna be heavy enough.
Naw fry 'im. Or, I have an over-under that would work.
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying." ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
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Tokyodreamer
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 11/04/2001 : 11:27:40 [Permalink]
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``I thought I got anthrax on me,'' a sobbing nine-year-old later Tegan Lane told a Collier County sheriff's deputy.
Oh, PLEASE! Sounds a little over dramatic to me. And they don't want us to think they get hysterical.
Sounds like a bunch of nominations for the Darwin Award for all involved.
A 9 year old was told by an adult that she was just given anthrax, and you think she's being over-dramatic?
Remind me never to ask you to babysit (if I ever have kids)... 
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2001 : 18:35:53 [Permalink]
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A 9 year old was told by an adult that she was just given anthrax, and you think she's being over-dramatic?
Remind me never to ask you to babysit (if I ever have kids)...
I didn't know she was told that by an adult but even still, 9 is old enough to know better. If she is dumb enough to not know, that's why she gets a Darwin nomination.
And don't worry, baby sitting is not in my resume. I hate little kids, YUK!
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