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filthy
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Posted - 09/16/2005 :  04:41:04  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Whilst staggering through the web the other day, I happened to come across this:
quote:
A Special Gatefold: The Satanic Roots Of The Roman Catholic Church


(as described by Jack Chick)


Cush-grandson of Noah, architect of Tower of Babel

Semiramis-wife of Cush, Queen of Babylon, mother of Nimrod and Tammuz

Nimrod-son and husband of Semiramis, builder of Babylon.


Nimrod developed astrology, and laid the foundations for black and white witchcraft. Shem (Cush's great uncle, Noah's son, and a righteous man), appalled by his nephew's evil deeds, killed Nimrod. Before his death, Nimrod married and impregnated his mother Semiramis. After Nimrod was slain, Semiramis convinced the people of Babylon that Nimrod was a god (the sun god Baal), and that she was a goddess (the Queen of Heaven). Semiramis developed the Satanic religion of Baal worship, including confession (for blackmail and public fear), secret societies (prefiguring Masonry, Mormonism, Jesuits, and the Illuminati), and the idea that she, as the religious leader, was the only medium to God (prefiguring the Pope). Idols appeared featuring mother Semiramis and baby Nimrod (prefiguring the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus); her symbol was the moon (Isis, Diana), and Nimrod's was the sun (Horus, Baal, Sol). Semiramis promoted baby sacrifices and celibacy for priests, foreshadowing Roman Catholicism. She invented death by crucifixion (crucifixes were originally occult symbols in Babylon and Egypt). Semiramis bore another child (by her son Nimrod, while claiming she was a virgin) named Tammuz, who she maintained was the reincarnation of Nimrod (Baal). This was the foundation of the virgin mother with child archetype that Satan used to corrupt many world religions.


Haven't heard much from ol' Jacky lately, so I decided that the thing to do was to air him out again; sort of bring him into the light of day (it must get lonely under that flat rock). These are some pretty wild and fantastical writings, but they pretty much sum up the madness of the man...


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

TG
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USA
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Posted - 09/16/2005 :  07:14:03   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send TG a Private Message
If I'm reading this correctly, Jack rejects the virgin birth of Jesus Christ, implying that it was adopted from a pagan fabrication.

If so, this is the first thing Jack and I agree on.

However, since the claim of Jesus's virgin birth first appears in Matthew, which, last time I bothered to check, was still part of the New Testament, what does all of this have to do with the Catholic Church?

I love the names ... a Semiramis is half a Harold Ramis, and how can you beat Nimrod.
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Subjectmatter
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Posted - 09/16/2005 :  07:31:23   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Subjectmatter a Private Message
I wonder when he will start trying to convince people that the helicentric model of the solar system is a manifestation of Nimrod worship...

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