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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 09/19/2005 : 16:19:51 [Permalink]
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| Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 16:44:23 [Permalink]
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Arrrr, I came aboard late, says I! Where be the rape, pillage an' plunder...?  
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 17:37:53 [Permalink]
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| Ayyyy matey... |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
3739 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 19:39:08 [Permalink]
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Fer yer readin' pleasure, here be a list o' pirate riddles fer sophisticates: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2000/06/14pirates.html
An' here`s a buccanneer joke that me hearty Joe Hern made up durin' last voyage`s holiday:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
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"Too much certainty and clarity could lead to cruel intolerance" -Karen Armstrong
Check out my art store: http://www.marfknox.etsy.com
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| Edited by - marfknox on 09/19/2005 19:39:41 |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 20:04:18 [Permalink]
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Me two favrit lett'rs n' the alfeebet. (N' you know how to sayum maties:)
"I" n' "R"
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 20:14:22 [Permalink]
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Q: Where do you keep yer buccanneers?
A: On yer buccan head.
So this guy is sitting in a bar, when a pirate sits down next to him. The pirate is in full regalia, complete with tricorn hat, eyepatch, pegleg, filthy old-fashioned clothing, and a hook where his right hand should have been. The guy tries to contain himself, but it's difficult, sitting next to a real-life pirate, and finally he cracks.
"Forgive my rudeness," he starts, "but I bet as a pirate, you've got a lot of incredible stories. Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?"
"No," the pirate says, "ask away, matey!"
"Okay, how did you lose your leg?"
"I were sailin' down near Australia, laddie, and it was time for my annual bath. So as I were swimmin' around, a salt-water croc snuck up ahind me and nipped me leg off, right below the knee."
"Wow," the guy said, entranced. "How did you lose your hand?"
"That were later," the pirate says. "I were in Europe, and fightin' against the greatest swordsman of all time. I took me eyes off him for just an instant, to flash a smile at one of the fine lassies, and the scurvy dog slashed off me hand with a single blow!"
"Holy cow!" the guy wispers. "And your eye... how did you lose your eye?"
"That were later still, laddie," the pirate replies. "I were up in the crow's nest one day, scannin' the horizon fer ships to loot, and somethin' above me caught me eye. I looked up, and a seagull pooped right in me eye."
"Well," the guy says, "that's pretty disgusting, but I don't think it'd be enough to make you lose your eye entirely..."
The pirate interrupts, "T'were the day after I got me hook." |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 06:32:36 [Permalink]
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I, for one, object to this holiday in the name of the IPU. It's obviously an attempt to instruct our young in the religion of the FSM.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/20/2005 : 07:34:59 [Permalink]
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Yer drunk with technicalities mate! Aint no holy-day besides. Get the plank ready you scurvy slangrills!*
*Slangrill: an oaf.
This word courtesty of todays New York Times, Science Times section. A timely article on Ye Olde School swear words. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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