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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 01/05/2006 : 19:54:50
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http://www.channeloklahoma.com/news/5845859/detail.html
Tulsa Pastor Arrested In OKC On Lewdness Charge
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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GeeMack
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 01/05/2006 : 20:13:24 [Permalink]
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Oh, and you don't suppose he was just trying to recruit some converts? 
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2006 : 06:33:21 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
If they had female pastors, I would convert immediately.
There never are enough females in the church prepared to do some lay-on-hands practicies. At least on me. I guess that's one of the many reasons I left... 
A friend of mine managed to get a blow-job from one of the girls otherwise known for being one of the most prude, in the baptism-pool no less (though it wasn't filled at the time).
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/06/2006 : 07:51:45 [Permalink]
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Where... O where is the good Reverend Phelps when we need him.... ain't that just like a preacher?! Always absent when his sage council is truly required!
Somebody run over to Westboro Baptist and fetch the lazy scoundrel at once!!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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