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SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 02/22/2006 : 03:06:21
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The Rude Pundit, that dark beacon of truth, honesty, and where America went astray, has melded himself to the shriveled soul of the Yersina pestis wing of the religious right. As he is now a a member of their gibbering choir, they rely heavily on him to add his stentorian voice to their anguished appeal to God, and furthering their crusade against all who might think that they are full of shit, and anything that would prove it beyond any doubt. quote:
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Ah, yes, sweet and heavenly mercies, the Rude Pundit has received his prayifyin' marchin' orders fer the week. The Rude Pundit (under a nom de rude) is a member of the Super Duper Prayer Team of the Family Research Council. And every week, we proud team members receive a list of stuff that we should be a-prayin' fer. This week's list was conspicuous for its absence of, say, Harry Whittington or the children of Darfur. But, oh, hell, yeah, we got us a big ol' stack o' shit to be prayifyin' fer. As FRC President Tony "We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes" Perkins informs us "Praying Friends," as he calls us, "In an election year some politicians try to bury controversial measures, but prayer will make a difference for these do-able initiatives." Now, the last time the Rude Pundit prayed to make something "do-able," it was in reference to a member of the Danish women's ski team while smoking opium in her Copenhagen loft.
Even as we speak, he is in a closet, grinding the skin from his bloody knees in devout supplication, as the Bible states is right and proper, praying to beat thunder. I, for one, hope that his prayers are answered quickly, and in no uncertain terms.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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