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THoR
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 03/11/2006 : 08:49:46
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Forget global warning. Our planet is doomed.
For weeks now I have been taking meticulous measurements and my data is irrefutable. The number of daylight minutes are increasing each day...night time minutes are decreasing at an accellerating pace. I calculate that by this time next year, the sun will shine 24 hours a day. The seas will evaporate, temperatures will soar to over 175 degrees at noontime and only cool off to 150 degrees at midnight. ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET WILL PERISH.
Armagedden oudda here...
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I would procrastinate but I never seem to get around to it. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 03/11/2006 : 09:19:47 [Permalink]
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Oh my god!! The price of sunscreen will go ballistic!
On the other hand, I'm looking forward to observing diurnal bats....
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 17:50:34 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by THoR
Forget global warning. Our planet is doomed.
For weeks now I have been taking meticulous measurements and my data is irrefutable. The number of daylight minutes are increasing each day...night time minutes are decreasing at an accellerating pace. I calculate that by this time next year, the sun will shine 24 hours a day. The seas will evaporate, temperatures will soar to over 175 degrees at noontime and only cool off to 150 degrees at midnight. ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET WILL PERISH.
Armagedden oudda here...
"Forget global warning" - You got that right. It's frezzing here now in California and each summer from what I've seen has gotten colder. I'm wearing 3 pairs of socks and feel like I have frost bite still.
BTW, so what if life perishes, people get so hysterical over nothing.
It was a good run while it lasted, get over it! Geesssss! |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 23:48:15 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by THoR
Forget global warning. Our planet is doomed.
For weeks now I have been taking meticulous measurements and my data is irrefutable. The number of daylight minutes are increasing each day...night time minutes are decreasing at an accellerating pace. I calculate that by this time next year, the sun will shine 24 hours a day. The seas will evaporate, temperatures will soar to over 175 degrees at noontime and only cool off to 150 degrees at midnight. ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET WILL PERISH.
Armagedden oudda here...
Your measurements are wrong. My measurements show that daylight minutes are decreasing. The sun will soon stop shining all together and we will have rapid global cooling. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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THoR
Skeptic Friend
USA
151 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 15:14:32 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawks
quote:
Originally posted by THoR
Forget global warning. Our planet is doomed.
For weeks now I have been taking meticulous measurements and my data is irrefutable. The number of daylight minutes are increasing each day...night time minutes are decreasing at an accellerating pace. I calculate that by this time next year, the sun will shine 24 hours a day. The seas will evaporate, temperatures will soar to over 175 degrees at noontime and only cool off to 150 degrees at midnight. ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET WILL PERISH.
Armagedden oudda here...
Your measurements are wrong. My measurements show that daylight minutes are decreasing. The sun will soon stop shining all together and we will have rapid global cooling.
Goodness, you're right. And with further investigation I have found credible evidence that the minutes of daylight and darkness fluctuate back and forth over several months. Of course with all the bending back and forth, the repeated stress will eventually cause it to break - leaving HALF the world in perpetual darkness and the other half baking in the sun forever. |
I would procrastinate but I never seem to get around to it. |
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