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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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 Posted - 04/12/2006 : 12:46:02
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We've all hears (sometimes first hand) that religious women will cry out "Oh, God" during sex.
What do atheist women cry out?
It's one of those pointless and stupid questions that keep you up at night wondering.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 13:05:53 [Permalink]
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That's easy. "No God." 
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 13:07:12 [Permalink]
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| Whatever they yell, I can almost guarantee you it's never my name. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 13:18:01 [Permalink]
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"Is it in yet?" 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 16:04:34 [Permalink]
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| What, and ruin the mystery? |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 16:20:34 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
What, and ruin the mystety?
Gee, that's an unusual thing to shout.  |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 16:22:30 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Boron10
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
What, and ruin the mystety?
Gee, that's an unusual thing to shout.
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"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
3739 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 16:56:27 [Permalink]
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| So, what, none of you guys ever slept with an atheist chick? See, this is why I love being atheist and female; we're a scarse commodity! |
"Too much certainty and clarity could lead to cruel intolerance" -Karen Armstrong
Check out my art store: http://www.marfknox.etsy.com
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 19:01:49 [Permalink]
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| "Ah! C'est merveilleux. Je, un athée français je dois crier pour la joie! Merci Monsieur!" |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 19:18:12 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Chippewa
"Ah! C'est merveilleux. Je, un athée français je dois crier pour la joie! Merci Monsieur!"
Or, as BabelFish would have it:
"Ah! They is marvellous. I, a French atheist I must shout for the joy! Thank you Mister!"
I'm an Austrlian Geek, so I only speak English and a bunch of programming languages not much good for general conversation. I would guess that good old babelfish has done a pretty reasonable job in this instance. I assure you, this is not always the case.
quote:
Originally posted by marfknox
So, what, none of you guys ever slept with an atheist chick? See, this is why I love being atheist and female; we're a scarse commodity!
Sleep? What atheist chicks talk about in their sleep is an entirely different thread, I'm sure.
Or perhaps the proper response is; "If you're talking about sleeping, you obviously haven't met the right atheist bloke! "  |
John's just this guy, you know. |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 23:45:26 [Permalink]
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| I'm more of an oooh...uuummm... person myself. Words would be unnecessary. |
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