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Dave W.
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 Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:00:45 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by drmabus
THE MONSTER REALLY MEANS THE ANTICHRIST......
Where does it say that?quote:
THE SIX-LEGGED LAMB OF GOD IS THE ANTICHRIST......
Where does the Bible say that?!?quote:
THE SIX-LEGGED LAMB OF GOD....IT SHINES BRIGHTLY
Perhaps someone should put a lower-wattage bulb in the six-legged lamb of God, then. We're having a bit of a power crunch here, after all. |
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:01:39 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by drmabus
HIS TIME COMES.....AND HE WILL RULE THE WORLD......
So wait-- this six-legged lamb is going to rule the world? Can he speak English? Does he know how to program for Microsoft? Is he employed by Starbucks? |
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pleco
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:01:51 [Permalink]
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If you hit the SIX-LEGGED LAMB OF GOD with a stick, does candy come out?
Inquiring minds want to know. |
by Filthy
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Dave W.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:19:10 [Permalink]
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As long as there is mint jelly, we have nothing to fear from any LAMB, SIX LEGS OR FOUR, OR TWENTY FOUR; indeed, quite the contrary....
I'm still wondering if our friend drmabus isn't pulling our legs (only TWO).
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:21:50 [Permalink]
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The letters in SIX-LEGGED LAMB OF GOD can be rearranged to say:
A BED DOGLEG GOLFS MIX
A BOGGLED MID SEX FLOG
BAD FOLDS GIGGLE ME OX
BAD GOD EGG SEX OF MILL
BAGGED MILD ELF GO SOX
and much much more.
All of which make more sense than Nostradamus and drmabus.
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
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The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Dave W.
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:40:17 [Permalink]
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| Of course, Nostradamus is just an anagram of "O, Satan drums," an allusion to the pounding which the Deceiver's minion (Nostadamus) is giving to those who take his "prophecies" seriously. Doesn't the Bible itself warn against false prophets? |
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drmabus
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:49:21 [Permalink]
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| THIS IS ALL ABOUT *CONTEXT*.....THE SUN IT SHINES....... |
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drmabus
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:51:38 [Permalink]
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| SO YOU THINK *PERFECTLY FORMED* SIX-LEGGED LAMBS WITH TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES ARE NOT *PARANORMAL* EVENTS? |
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drmabus
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:55:40 [Permalink]
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| this is just your regular SIX-LEGGED LAMB, right? |
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R.Wreck
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 18:56:06 [Permalink]
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Of course, Nostradamus is just an anagram of "O, Satan drums,"
I thought he played guitar  |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Dave W.
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R.Wreck
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USA
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 19:04:01 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
If anything, Wreck, he plays a fiddle made of gold.
You'd think I'd have known that, having gone down to Georgia for a while myself. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 19:10:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by drmabus
SO YOU THINK *PERFECTLY FORMED* SIX-LEGGED LAMBS WITH TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES ARE NOT *PARANORMAL* EVENTS?
I still want to know how a lamb which cannot walk is "perfectly formed." Did I miss your answer on that point?
And hey, since the maximum time of eclipse was only four minutes, seven seconds, how do you, drmabus, know that the six-legged lamb went outside during the times when the partial eclipse was visible in Belgium? If the lamb was inside the whole time, and the Sun didn't shine on it, what then? What if it was overcast in Belgium that day? What was the weather like, anyway? |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 04/24/2006 : 19:24:25 [Permalink]
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First, how can you repeatedly call this deformed lamb "A PERFECTLY FORMED SIX-LEGGED LAMB" when the news source you referenced mentions that the lamb cannot walk, and will need to have its extra legs amputated in order to do so? How "perfectly" is that to be "formed"?
Second, please STOP SHOUTING! IT'S CONSIDERED RUDE, IGNORANT, AND A FORMALLY RECOGNIZED MARK OF A CRACKPOT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
Third, can you please give us a believable political scenario in which any lamb, six-legged, four-legged, or a surgically corrected hexapod, could rise to ultimate power over all humanity? Neither Bush nor Bin Laden appear to be on track to achieve such a goal, and they both have the advantage of being able to point out their membership in the human race to species-ist fellow humans.
This is a fun thread, folks. drmabus is either one of the best humorists to visit here recently, or is dangerously divorced from sanity. Either way, he's a hoot.
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