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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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 Posted - 06/02/2006 : 15:52:14
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According to CNN, a plane registered to world-class leg press champion Pat Robertson crashed.
Given how fond Mr. Robertson is of blaming events on his god's wrath, perhaps this is a sign from god that Pat had better watch out when telling fibs about his magic shake and its value for lifting huge amounts of weight!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 06/02/2006 : 16:25:44 [Permalink]
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Again, God misses the mark. So sad. Two pilots were killed, but Robertson wasn't even in the plane. Looks like the Omniscient One had bad intel. Let's hope His information sources improve, and that He doesn't create more collateral damage in His next attempt.
Of course, like the CIA before the Iraq War, God probably has very few, if any, reliable agents on the ground in the televangelist community.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 06/02/2006 16:39:08 |
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Robb
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 06/02/2006 : 17:29:35 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Of course, like the CIA before the Iraq War, God probably has very few, if any, reliable agents on the ground in the televangelist community.
Amen.
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington |
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