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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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 Posted - 06/08/2006 : 10:46:31
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I'd like to have a thread dedicated to collect Bible quotes/verses with classic content.
Like, what is the chapter and verse that the rock band Genesis used in one of their videos?
Then there was the one from Malachai regarding donkeys organs and sticky(?) substance from horses...
I never reacall the numbers of all those verses, and I wish to have this thread as a repository.
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 11:20:01 [Permalink]
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Ok, I was mistaken...
Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." (New International Version)
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 13:36:24 [Permalink]
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From the video "Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis:
Genesis 3:25 "..."
(there is no such verse, chapter 3 ends with verse 24) |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 14:31:05 [Permalink]
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From Ghostbusters:
Revelation 6:12 (thought he says 7:12 in the movie): And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; |
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trogdor
Skeptic Friend
198 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 18:15:41 [Permalink]
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There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,
“Revelations 3:20”
That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:
“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 18:32:17 [Permalink]
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Rev. 6:8 "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death."
--read aloud in the Clint Eastwood film Pale Rider.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 18:45:07 [Permalink]
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I like the eventful little travelogue of Elisha in Kings 2. After repairing Jericho's municipal spring by casting salt into it, Elisha travels on:quote:
2Ki 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2Ki 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
2Ki 2:25 And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
(King James Version.)
Such a just God, to so vigorously shield His chosen prophet from being called "baldy" by little kids! Forty-two of the little whippersnappers torn to pieces by bears! Now, that's a God acting with Godlike terror. It was such unrestrained divine power that first attracted me to the Judeo-Christian belief system.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 18:49:57 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by trogdor
There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,
“Revelations 3:20”
That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:
“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”
That's a gag that takes work, but it's worth it!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 23:32:11 [Permalink]
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Ooh, good pick, Ricky. And informative as well. I never knew that quote was largely invention.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 04:38:58 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner
quote:
Originally posted by trogdor
There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,
“Revelations 3:20”
That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:
“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”
That's a gag that takes work, but it's worth it!
3:10 The man replied, “I heard you moving about in the orchard, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid.”
Ok. Now I get it. |
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| Edited by - moakley on 06/09/2006 04:39:41 |
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