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Massive mummy fraud discovered after 2,000 years
Maev Kennedy
Wednesday June 21, 2006

Modern medical science has exposed the villainy of the crocodile mummy sellers of Hawara, more than 2,000 years after they defied the edict of a Pharaoh and turned neatly bandaged bundles of rubbish into a nice little earner.

Before the reopening this month of the Egyptian Galleries at the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge, curators took their animal and human mummies to the city's Addenbrooke's Hospital, as part of a £1.5m re-display of the internationally renowned collection, which dates in part back to the founding of the museum in 1816.

Analysis continues after the mummies were run through a CT scanner and other tests, but the preliminary results are startling. The two baby crocodile shaped mummies were originally sold to worshippers at the temple at Hawara, to be buried in ritual pits as an offering to the god Sobek. There was clearly a history of problems with the animal sellers: a pharaonic decree a century earlier had ordered that each mummy should contain the body of one animal.

The museum's kitten mummy did indeed hold a very small cat, and there was a sacred ibis within the spectacularly elaborate wrappings of another. The crocodiles however were spectacularly lacking in crocodile: one held a minute vertebra, the other a handful of straw, rags and mud without a scrap of any animal content at all.

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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer

Mummy dealer: Well, we are the top shop for crocodile mummies

Buyer: How do you justify that statement.

MD: Well, it's so clean.

B: Certainly uncontaminated by crocodile.

With appologies to the late Graham Chapman and the very much alive and onery John Cleese.

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Originally posted by HalfMooner

BTW, Val, assuming you were referring to "The Cheese Shop" sketch, I am afraid that you were mistaken about one thing. You properly included John Cleese, who played the frustrated customer, but it was Michael Palin, not Graham Chapman, who played the proprietor.

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For religious reasons, some animals were also mummified. The sacred bulls from the early dynasties had their own cemetery at Sakkara. Baboons, cats, birds, and crocodiles, which also had great religious significance, were sometimes mummified, especially in the later dynasties.

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