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filthy
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Posted - 07/16/2006 :  09:09:36  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
I'm betting that this guy is gonna be nominated for a Darwin Award Honorable Mention, if he hasn't been already.

Seems that this oaf was in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask, when he decided to have a nice, soothing smoke...... ..... and we all know what lighting a cigarette in an high-oxygen atmosphere will result in, don't we? We don't even have to try it to know all about it.

He is now in the burn ward, after setting the whole room on fire, and likely is considering quitting smoking with a seriousness bordering upon solemnity.




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pleco
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Posted - 07/16/2006 :  09:26:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message
How in the hell did he get a ciggy AND a lighter? Which dumbass friend/relative snuck it in?

Just goes to show what an addiction can drive someone to do...

by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart.
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