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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 07/30/2006 : 05:17:40
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So…. The Moonies, those imbecilic followers of a certifiable madman who seems to think he's some sort of Messiah, have, in the person of one Jonathon Wells, gone into cahoots with the Discovery Institute shitheads, and are off to KS for the express purpose of destroying Darwin and his Theory of Evolution.
Oh, all is lost; what ever shall we do.... 
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The ads will air this weekend across Kansas just in time to drive right-wing religious voters to the polls for the primary election here.
According to Discovery, one ad features Discovery fellow Jonathan Wells -- they don't mention that Wells is a follower of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a man who has proclaimed himself God, and the Unification Church.
"Father's [Moon's] words, my studies, and my prayers convinced me that I should devote my life to destroying Darwinism, just as many of my fellow Unificationists had already devoted their lives to destroying Marxism," writes Wells. "When Father chose me to enter a PhD program in 1978, I welcomed the opportunity to prepare myself for battle."
This might prove good for a laugh if/when the fundies get voted off the school board anyway.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Edited by - filthy on 07/30/2006 05:27:48
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
 Posted - 07/30/2006 : 06:20:38 [Permalink]
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| Maybe soon the whole moonie state of Kansas should be crammed into a motel room, with a hord of deprogrammers splashing buckets of ice water on 'em. Or, just make that the idiot moonies themselves. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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