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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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 Posted - 08/15/2006 : 18:51:35 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by pleco
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Creepy: Favorite band -- The Cure
Very creepy: Favorite band -- Marilyn Manson
What if you just *like* those bands?
Imagine it on during love making.
Go ahead.
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Creepy, ain't it. Especially with the message in the songs prevalent from the bands.
Big diff between liking the bands and making moves on someone during their songs.
I might spot you Machines of Loving Grace and their song Golgotha Tenement Blues, but the Cure is depressing and Marilyn Manson has a self destructive message that's just a big turn off.
I suppose it would have made more sense if I said that the band's music was playing during makeout sessions/love making.
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 18:58:27 [Permalink]
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Imagine it on during love making.
Go ahead.
Ok....
"I'll spread me open, stuck to my ribs
Are all your infants in abortion cribs
You run like roaches, and you try to die
I know your poison, in our space we'll lie
To an obscene god we will dance and spit
The skin is thin, in our beds we sit
We take off our rings and we kneel"
Yep, you're right...and I definitely would not be playing anything like that during the wink wink nudge nudge say no more. LOL |
by Filthy
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 19:05:10 [Permalink]
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Sexy: Ying
Creepy Sexy: Yang
Bimbo Sexy: I could spend the rest of my life with you.
Creepy Sexy: I'll spend the night with you.
Sincere Sexy: You have beautiful eyes and a sweet smile.
Creepy Sexy: You have kickass honkers.
Sexy: Can you unzip my blouse?
Creepy Sexy: Can you zip up my penguin suit?
Sexy: Take me to the moon, to the stars.
Creepy Sexy: (Opens a bottle of Ripple)
Sexy: Does that feel good?
Creepy Sexy: Where's the remote?
Sexy: Oh, baby.....that was so good.
Creepy Sexy: I'm going out for a beer and pizza.
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
| Edited by - Randy on 08/15/2006 19:28:29 |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 19:16:51 [Permalink]
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Sexy: I work out at home.
Creepy: I do my own dental work at home.
Sexy: I graduated with a degree from Harvard Law.
Creepy: The lawyer who convicted me had a degree from Harvard Law.
Sexy: I just got the yacht washed and waxed for summer.
Creepy: I just got the cat washed and waxed for summer.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 21:37:24 [Permalink]
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[These are while talking to the new neighbor]
Sexy: I've directed several films, a couple of which have received Oscar nominations...
Creepy: I direct... um... ah... movies... uh... hehehe...
Sexy: Excuse me, but I've got to go have a quick word with the guy who's detailing my Ferrari.
Creepy: Excuse me, but I've got to go update my address in the sex-offender's registry.
Sexy: Hi! My name is Richard Gere.
Creepy: Hi! My name is Richard Hoagland.
Scary: Hi! My name is Richard Speck.
Terror: Hi! My name is Richard Cheney. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2006 : 05:25:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Sexy: Hi! My name is Richard Gere.
Creepy: Hi! My name is Richard Hoagland.
Scary: Hi! My name is Richard Speck.
Terror: Hi! My name is Richard Cheney.
This is the Creepy scale and should be listed from green to red...
Sexy:Im a professor at Yale...
oh really what do you teach?
Creepy: Im the leading authority on the history of torture! I do interviews on TV all the time. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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LizW
Skeptic Friend
USA
113 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2006 : 10:47:40 [Permalink]
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Sexy: When a guy rubs your back.
Creepy: When a guy rubs against your back on the subway.
Sexy: When your lover says you are his perfect type.
Creepy: When your lover says you are the perfect blood type.
Sexy: Your lover setting the mood with soft romantic music.
Creepy: Your lover setting the mood with "Barney's Rainy Day Sing Along" |
You learn something new every g****mn day! |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2006 : 10:53:39 [Permalink]
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Romantic: Let's have a nice romantic dinner with some great wine.
Wet Oneself: Let's have nice romantic dinner involving fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Sexy: Let me rub some massage oil on your skin.
Yowza: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. |
by Filthy
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