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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 09/28/2006 : 08:59:15 [Permalink]
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But by saying such, you have taken it from him!
That is most certainly the last thing that I would want to do! |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 18:29:22 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Okay, I figured it out!
Just over two weeks ago I wrote on an index card a name and placed it in a sealed envelope. The name that I wrote on that card is the SFN member who I thought would be the first to figure it out. I am about to open that envelope, but to eliminate any possible deceit on my part I have asked my 16 year old female cat AJ to be a witness.
Are your ready AJ?
meow
Please open the envelope. And read the name that I wrote on it two weeks ago.
meow
And the name is?
Meow
Sorry DaveW it wasn't you. But do we have a member named Meow? Before I had a chance to confirm my prediction and what she read she spit a smurf on the card. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 04:18:04 [Permalink]
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I HATE GLOBAL WARMING!!!
Oh. Sorry, wrong thread. I certainly didn't mean to take someone's chance at the last word. Sorry. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 06:53:18 [Permalink]
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The hangman always has the last word.....
"GALLOWS, n. A stage for the performance of miracle plays, in which the leading actor is translated to heaven. In this country the gallows is chiefly remarkable for the number of persons who escape it. " -- Ambrose Bierce
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 09:51:27 [Permalink]
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Hrmph!?! Smurf spitting! Blasphemy I say!
My last word is this,
"Try this it's delicious, trust me." |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 10:21:58 [Permalink]
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Oh, that's right! You've almost got it, BPS!
Socrates' last words: "I drank what?"
I hope to avoid delivering my last words for quite some time. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 10:05:40 [Permalink]
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| He who laughs last, didn't get the joke. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 10:56:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by R.Wreck
He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
Some people get the joke but don't see any humor in it....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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