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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 10/08/2006 : 15:40:51
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YO: Special Farces, er, uh, Forces....
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee and East Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain. (This is probably enough, right here.)
7. They're supporting Hillary in 2008.
8. They think the Confederate flag ought to be outlawed.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Especially if General Dick Cheney and his aide-camp, George W. Bush head up the force.
A very good idea, it seems to me OY!
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