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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 11/29/2006 : 15:57:43
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Just in, from the Onion. Enjoy!...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807
...snip:
"To enforce the law, Kansas state police will be trained to investigate and apprehend organisms who exhibit suspected signs of evolutionary behavior, such as natural selection or speciation. Plans are underway to track and monitor DNA strands in every Kansan life form for even the slightest change in allele frequencies."
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" -Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2006 : 16:14:22 [Permalink]
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Now they're talking! Why spend endless years battling the science of evolution, when you can go straight to the process itself and shut it down? Kansans have themselves shown admirable resistance to the natural process. It's high time they stopped it in nature, before some prairie dog out-evolves them.
(The Onion again makes me so jealous!)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2006 : 17:28:11 [Permalink]
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"That is quite possibly the best Onion article I've read yet. It just kept on getting better and better."
Yeah, unlike my attempts. The bastards.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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